The Lemon Fool

You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.


[Thanks NomoneyNohoney]

I lost my homing pigeon to a hungry seagull, who then tried to get in to my loft.

This morning I lost a mouse that I'd rescued from the cat when it ran behind some furniture.


Can anyone suggest an effective rodent poison please?

GS