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by AsleepInYorkshire
August 23rd, 2019, 11:57 pm
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Time to go
Replies: 1
Views: 35

Time to go

To Tenerife on Sunday ... Let's get ready to ruuummble :lol: Itinerary ⋅ Drive to airport ⋅ Check in ⋅ Have breakfast ⋅ Go to bar ⋅ Drink and steady flying nerves ⋅ Board aircraft - look sober and macho ⋅ Inspect aircraft - if it'...
by AsleepInYorkshire
August 23rd, 2019, 9:15 pm
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Happy Birthday
Replies: 36
Views: 589

Re: Happy Birthday

Damn. Meant to post this one. Never mind, they're quite similar, just different locations. https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/52582561_10156121895182671_4285526631465877504_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&_nc_oc=AQmxq3yXzp3WIei-jooR1_CABct6uF3L0xd9fn-7rabJ73SyuzpD-WupRADBbmB07ARxHYIJrTq2jFtabO1wh4...
by AsleepInYorkshire
August 23rd, 2019, 7:38 pm
Forum: Laughing Lemons
Topic: Memory Aid
Replies: 1
Views: 63

Re: Memory Aid

The average male will have sex 6,000 times in his lifetime.

I did a work-back. I will be 426 years old when I die.

AiY
by AsleepInYorkshire
August 23rd, 2019, 5:20 pm
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Wish me luck!
Replies: 10
Views: 228

Re: Wish me luck!

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by AsleepInYorkshire
August 22nd, 2019, 11:42 pm
Forum: Property Investment Discussions
Topic: Selling a 2 bed flat
Replies: 4
Views: 163

Re: Selling a 2 bed flat

Not sure if this the right board but i'm looking to sell my 2 bed flat in Collier Row RM5. The reason i'm looking to sell is that I've moved in with my wife, at her place. My friends and family recommended Zoopla for valuing and selling my home. So . . . according to Zoopla, my 2 bed flat in RM5 is...
by AsleepInYorkshire
August 22nd, 2019, 11:31 pm
Forum: Property Investment Discussions
Topic: Selling a 2 bed flat
Replies: 4
Views: 163

Re: Selling a 2 bed flat

Not sure if this the right board but i'm looking to sell my 2 bed flat in Collier Row RM5. The reason i'm looking to sell is that I've moved in with my wife, at her place. My friends and family recommended Zoopla for valuing and selling my home. So . . . according to Zoopla, my 2 bed flat in RM5 is...
by AsleepInYorkshire
August 22nd, 2019, 11:21 pm
Forum: Computers, TVs & Phones
Topic: Smarty.com - Customer Service
Replies: 0
Views: 99

Smarty.com - Customer Service

Fourteen months ago I purchased a Samsung J3 mobile phone. Including screen protector £115.00. I then acquired a sim only monthly deal from Smarty.com for unlimited calls and texts. £5/month. The "living below my means" part of me managed to calculate that if I kept my phone for 5 years it...
by AsleepInYorkshire
August 22nd, 2019, 10:29 pm
Forum: Music, Theatre, TV and Film
Topic: Hard Men in their 70s
Replies: 3
Views: 94

Re: Hard Men in their 70s

Hot on the heels of Arnie making an appearance, again, in the new Terminator movie, we now have Sylvester Stallone in the trailer for Rambo 29 or whatever it is now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPuhNtG47M0 Ordinarily, i'm a big Sly fan. But this looks awful. The best films are hard men in their...
by AsleepInYorkshire
August 22nd, 2019, 9:43 pm
Forum: Music, Theatre, TV and Film
Topic: Hard Men in their 70s
Replies: 3
Views: 94

Re: Hard Men in their 70s

Hot on the heels of Arnie making an appearance, again, in the new Terminator movie, we now have Sylvester Stallone in the trailer for Rambo 29 or whatever it is now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPuhNtG47M0 Ordinarily, i'm a big Sly fan. But this looks awful. The best films are hard men in their...
by AsleepInYorkshire
August 22nd, 2019, 8:32 pm
Forum: Laughing Lemons
Topic: Fitness Regime
Replies: 0
Views: 136

Fitness Regime

Exercise ... exercise ... exercise ... exercise ... exercise ... extra fries ... extra fries ... extra fries ... extra fries ... extra fries ... extra fries ... extra fries ... extra fries ... extra fries ... extra fries ... extra fries ... extra fries ... extra fries ... extra fries ... extra fries...
by AsleepInYorkshire
August 21st, 2019, 10:40 pm
Forum: Polite Discussions
Topic: Can we sell Scotland, NI and Wales to Trump?
Replies: 13
Views: 318

Re: Can we sell Scotland, NI and Wales to Trump?

Nimrod103 wrote:England is in budget surplus!

Deficit as follows

£13bn = Scotland

£14bn = Wales

£10bn = N Ireland

Or even give them away?

Err ... last time I looked the US deficit was $1tn. Surely we should buy them :roll:

AiY
by AsleepInYorkshire
August 21st, 2019, 12:12 am
Forum: Does anyone know?
Topic: Paying off the mortgage.
Replies: 19
Views: 774

Re: Paying off the mortgage.

Are there any other considerations we should have to let the current mortgage instead run its course until December 2023? Any 'pure' financial costs or savings should be able to be calculated fairly easily, so why I'm posting isn't really about the financial side of things... I think the final act ...
by AsleepInYorkshire
August 20th, 2019, 11:37 pm
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Happy Birthday
Replies: 36
Views: 589

Re: Happy Birthday

AleisterCrowley wrote:I recently bought some slippers from M&S.

You poor guy. Do you need counselling. I can't believe you survived this trauma. If you let me have the GPS coordinates of this terrible place I'll call in an Exocet strike (twice). Stay cool comrade, help is on its way.

AiY
by AsleepInYorkshire
August 20th, 2019, 10:35 pm
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Happy Birthday
Replies: 36
Views: 589

Re: Happy Birthday

I have but one wish. I'd like to be here to wish you Happy Birthday when you get your next 50 in :lol: I can assure you it's all downhill from here :shock: Things, and I mean bodily parts simply head south at an alarming rate. There's a very good reason why men of our age wear braces and boots :roll...
by AsleepInYorkshire
August 20th, 2019, 8:13 pm
Forum: Laughing Lemons
Topic: Hackers....
Replies: 4
Views: 331

Re: Hackers....

:roll:

AiY
by AsleepInYorkshire
August 20th, 2019, 6:06 pm
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Rear of the year, apparently not a joke?
Replies: 2
Views: 352

Re: Rear of the year, apparently not a joke?

An article in Yahoo news made me think I was on the DailyMash website, but I did an internet search and... https://www.rearoftheyearcompetition.com/ I see the funny side but I can't help wondering what would happen in different circumstances. A light hearted competition among students in a US schoo...
by AsleepInYorkshire
August 20th, 2019, 12:01 am
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Null - avoid!
Replies: 25
Views: 698

Re: Null - avoid!

There are two vehicles in the Ilkeston area, where I used to live, which somehow slipped through the DVLA decency filter. In similar vein, tee-shirts have been printed with the expression "well oil beef hooked" It's a test for non-English natural speakers or even those unfamiliar with Mid...
by AsleepInYorkshire
August 19th, 2019, 11:34 pm
Forum: Laughing Lemons
Topic: Best from the Fringe
Replies: 8
Views: 558

Re: Best from the Fringe

"Edinburgh Fringe: Tourette's charity wants apology over award-winning joke" The PC brigade didn't think it was very funny: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49395718 Can I offer a sobering thought please? It's the thought that's sober, not me :lol: "Someone stole my antidepressants. Who...
by AsleepInYorkshire
August 18th, 2019, 12:38 am
Forum: Trading my way to a million
Topic: Trader Meet Ups.
Replies: 7
Views: 1222

Re: Trader Meet Ups.

Yorkshire :roll:

AiY
by AsleepInYorkshire
August 17th, 2019, 7:39 am
Forum: Health & Wellbeing
Topic: Irritable Bowel Syndrome - Anyone Help?
Replies: 9
Views: 341

Re: Irritable Bowel Syndrome - Anyone Help?

But in the meantime I'd genuinely welcome any advice from anyone who's suffered with the illness please. The pain is really disrupting my life now - and I can't work out how to stop it. I hasten to add I know the difference between a little discomfort and pains that are becoming unmanageable. Thank...

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