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by MrCPFG
March 25th, 2019, 8:45 am
Forum: Land of Off Topic Posts
Topic: LoOTP Cricket Nelson
Replies: 6
Views: 147

Re: LoOTP Cricket Nelson

Some people are stumped as to what this means, as it does go over some people's heads. Some will choose a googly form of truth seeking, using the well known search engine to give them some form of delivery to their ignorance. Others will hope that a third man will turn up and explain. Whatever, it s...
by MrCPFG
March 11th, 2019, 1:51 pm
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: The Lemonfool my pic of the day thread
Replies: 553
Views: 35379

Re: The Lemonfool my pic of the day thread

https://www.flickr.com/photos/campag3953/44809861722/in/album-72157673720408698/

A photo I took in the summer near Assérac. This was one of many 'sea salt makers' in the area. Along the road were many mussel farms as well.
Fascinating place.
by MrCPFG
March 6th, 2019, 8:36 am
Forum: Land of Off Topic Posts
Topic: So far my favourite Thread
Replies: 9
Views: 619

So far my favourite Thread

https://www.lemonfool.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=73&p=149509#p149509

However, I have no idea what it all means...

MrCPFG
by MrCPFG
March 5th, 2019, 5:33 pm
Forum: Land of Off Topic Posts
Topic: Hi to all
Replies: 4
Views: 950

Re: Hi to all

Is your wife named Jean? Just curious.
by MrCPFG
March 5th, 2019, 5:31 pm
Forum: Land of Off Topic Posts
Topic: Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Errant Vowel
Replies: 14
Views: 905

Re: Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Errant Vowel

I had a Lipogram once.

Some postman came up to me and sucked all the fat from my thighs.

Harrowing experience, which I don't recommend to anyone. He used his nasal monotone voice as anaesthetic, and 2nd class stamps as plasters. To seal the wound he used Airmail stickers...
by MrCPFG
March 5th, 2019, 1:58 pm
Forum: Land of Off Topic Posts
Topic: Total topics 14000 (plus this one)
Replies: 2
Views: 912

Re: Total topics 14000 (plus this one)

PinkDalek wrote:Statistics
Total posts 173991 • Total topics 14000 • Total members 3845 • Our newest member MiketheBoilerman
(also here as Mike4 but lost his logon).

Just sayin'.


What has everyone else been up to?
by MrCPFG
March 5th, 2019, 1:57 pm
Forum: Land of Off Topic Posts
Topic: Bink!
Replies: 2
Views: 873

Re: Bink!

It's a simple business proposition, allowing users to receive additional Binks each time they Bink. Every thousandth landmark Bink can be exchanged for a bag of Shotaa's finest Welsh chocolate raisins. Don't eat the raisins. The raisins are perfectly edible if they're soaked in rum for a couple of ...
by MrCPFG
December 10th, 2018, 10:40 pm
Forum: Land of Off Topic Posts
Topic: A Mondegreen
Replies: 12
Views: 1489

Re: A Mondegreen

Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen has a Mondegreen thus...

Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard...

MrCPFG
by MrCPFG
December 10th, 2018, 10:37 pm
Forum: Land of Off Topic Posts
Topic: Hi to all!
Replies: 2
Views: 495

Re: Hi to all!

Welcome to this forum. It's a happy place for happy people to think and do happy things.

As regards religion, it's free to all to decide who and what and why. The Lord knows I'm a tolerant sort of person.

The Lord is the name of my pet badger, by the way.

MrCPFG
by MrCPFG
November 18th, 2018, 1:28 pm
Forum: Music, Theatre, TV and Film
Topic: Just Some Nice Music Thread Here...Post it Here...
Replies: 354
Views: 20249

Re: Just Some Nice Music Thread Here...Post it Here...

Thought I'd put this one here too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0dJuCTEW1I Heard of Mike Landau about a dozen years ago, but never really explored his work until now. Very accomplished stuff, but I particularly like this one. Laid back but with a bit of bite to it. The whole ensemble is a joy to...
by MrCPFG
August 9th, 2018, 5:31 pm
Forum: Land of Off Topic Posts
Topic: Does Anyone Know...
Replies: 1
Views: 540

Does Anyone Know...

DAK who this Google Adsense person is who's browsing this forum at the same time as me?
Has anyone met him? Is he a dopple?

MrCPFG
by MrCPFG
August 6th, 2018, 5:55 pm
Forum: Land of Off Topic Posts
Topic: For those who like ...
Replies: 4
Views: 911

Re: For those who like ...

PinkDalek wrote:
MrCPFG wrote:I love a good poll, me!


Are you sayin' that wasn't a good Pole? You are probably correct.

You cannot make another post so soon after your last.


I think you know me enough to know that I know a good poll when I see one, and it was a good poll Otherwise I would have told you so. :D

MrCPFG
by MrCPFG
August 6th, 2018, 5:53 pm
Forum: Bitter Lemons
Topic: Smart Meters
Replies: 24
Views: 2618

Re: Smart Meters

PinkDalek wrote:
Here's an answer that was prepared earlier:

viewtopic.php?f=9&t=12958

Do keep up. ;)


Shows how far behind the eight ball I am, but yes it answers my question.

MrCPFG
by MrCPFG
August 3rd, 2018, 5:33 pm
Forum: Bitter Lemons
Topic: Smart Meters
Replies: 24
Views: 2618

Re: Smart Meters

I've been getting bi-weekly texts and emails from my energy supplier telling me to get in touch to arrange for my smart meter to be fitted.

I even had two texts three hours apart. I've yet to respond.

How will they save me money?
by MrCPFG
August 3rd, 2018, 5:29 pm
Forum: Land of Off Topic Posts
Topic: For those who like ...
Replies: 4
Views: 911

Re: For those who like ...

I love a good poll, me!
by MrCPFG
July 24th, 2018, 9:42 pm
Forum: Land of Off Topic Posts
Topic: Introducing mySelf and Testing Post
Replies: 7
Views: 1301

Re: Introducing mySelf and Testing Post

Hi Linda, I'm the one who knows nothing about anything useful, leastways anything financial, but I did once visit Carnoustie, host of the British Open last week. I've always wanted an Aga, but the wife thinks it's an extravagance. So do I, so we tend to cook on a pretend one. Paella is always one of...
by MrCPFG
July 21st, 2018, 7:40 pm
Forum: Land of Off Topic Posts
Topic: Pip Pip old chap.
Replies: 4
Views: 1063

Pip Pip old chap.

Half ton up, what?

MrCPFG
by MrCPFG
July 20th, 2018, 3:03 pm
Forum: Land of Off Topic Posts
Topic: The requested topic does not exist
Replies: 12
Views: 1222

Re: The requested topic does not exist

Thwack! Excellent! First time I've seen a thwack on the Lemonfool!

MrCPFG
by MrCPFG
July 20th, 2018, 3:01 pm
Forum: Airport Lounge
Topic: Zurich bound
Replies: 9
Views: 1377

Re: Zurich bound

by MrCPFG
July 19th, 2018, 10:37 pm
Forum: Land of Off Topic Posts
Topic: Hello All, New Guy Here
Replies: 7
Views: 1372

Re: Hello All, New Guy Here

DonaldSilver wrote:Hi Everyone,

Donald Silverburgh here from Dallas, Texas. Happy to be a part of this forum. God Bless you. Much love

Best Regards,
DS


Straight back at ya, if a little late.

MrCPFG

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