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by panamagold
November 12th, 2018, 5:32 pm
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: There could be gold in them there LP vinyl hills
Replies: 5
Views: 146

Re: There could be gold in them there LP vinyl hills

I have 'Led Zep I', 'Led Zep II','The Who Sell Out', 'Live at Leeds' and 'Tommy' all signed, in person, by each band member under their names on all the sleeves and the record labels. I was able to acquire these during my time at the Lyceum Theatre in London. during the late 60's early 70's. where b...
by panamagold
November 2nd, 2018, 6:07 pm
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Mine (and your) Room101 exhibits
Replies: 202
Views: 3911

Re: Mine (and your) Room101 exhibits

sunnyjoe wrote:Blokes in the gym changing rooms, drying their testicles with the hairdryers


A blow-job following an intense gym workout? Not a lot wrong with that. 8-)
by panamagold
October 27th, 2018, 11:07 pm
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Bottled Water
Replies: 48
Views: 1225

Re: Bottled Water

Where I live the water is so hard that if a visitor at our home requests a glass of water I generally respond with "will that be one lump or two?". I persevere wih the tap stuff, all be it an acquired taste, but mrs. c goes for the bottled. However, we both agree that bottled produces a fa...
by panamagold
October 23rd, 2018, 7:55 pm
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Too much information
Replies: 11
Views: 510

Re: Too much information

Watch any business/finance channel like Bloomberg and you will be similarly assaulted with moving ticker tapes, windows showing the price of this and that, subtitles and so on. Evidently viewers want that or presumably they would not be there. Bloomberg? Ha, positively pedestrian. Checkout CNBC! It...
by panamagold
October 19th, 2018, 2:00 pm
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Mine (and your) Room101 exhibits
Replies: 202
Views: 3911

Re: Mine (and your) Room101 exhibits

UncleEbenezer wrote:To put the boot on the other foot, watch a Canadian's reaction to being called American!


Just add a 'North' to the 'American' and there should be no issue.
by panamagold
October 17th, 2018, 9:48 am
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Mine (and your) Room101 exhibits
Replies: 202
Views: 3911

Re: Mine (and your) Room101 exhibits

"At this moment in time" they said. Tw@t.
by panamagold
October 16th, 2018, 4:09 pm
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Mine (and your) Room101 exhibits
Replies: 202
Views: 3911

Re: Mine (and your) Room101 exhibits

AleisterCrowley wrote:"Can I get a plate of grits also?"
I've no idea what grits are, but I'm sure they're awful.


Ah, too young for the 'Beverly Hillbillies' then.

What are grits? Basically ground corn of the cereal nature and not those of the foot. As to the taste? The latter.
by panamagold
October 14th, 2018, 2:06 pm
Forum: Music, Theatre, TV and Film
Topic: Just Some Nice Music Thread Here...Post it Here...
Replies: 314
Views: 13919

Re: Just Some Nice Music Thread Here...Post it Here...

DiamondEcho wrote:Prince, Tom Petty, Steve Winwood, Jeff Lynne and others -- "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"


Keep up you people at the back of the class! :cry:

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by panamagold
October 11th, 2018, 8:52 pm
Forum: Does anyone know?
Topic: Phasing out of fast freeze switches on freezers
Replies: 54
Views: 1406

Re: Phasing out of fast freeze switches on freezers

Stompa wrote:
My previous Siemens had a fast freeze switch, but I seldom used it. All it did was cause the fridge light to stay on when when the fridge door was shut, ...................................


OK, you've got me, I give up. Er, how did you know? Schrödinger's cat springs to mind. :)
by panamagold
October 8th, 2018, 5:45 pm
Forum: Brokers and Share Dealing
Topic: Interactive Investor up the creek
Replies: 12
Views: 703

Re: Interactive Investor up the creek

As you are no doubt aware ii inherited its platform from TDW . When Softbank bought ARM Holdings back in 2016 the exact same scenario unfolded with my 6 figure sum investment and listings in them which were, at the time, held in my then TDW account. To say the blood drained from my face would be an ...
by panamagold
September 28th, 2018, 10:12 pm
Forum: Music, Theatre, TV and Film
Topic: Fun covers...let's see them!
Replies: 30
Views: 1014

Re: Fun covers...let's see them!

Playing the poetic licence card here. Technically not a cover but a spoof self parody by a non mainstream trio that run a close second to Led Zep as one the greatest 'rock' bands of our generation. There is something of a cover of a song of theirs, during the comical 6 minute sketch, which seamlessl...
by panamagold
September 27th, 2018, 3:02 pm
Forum: Laughing Lemons
Topic: Doctors Orders
Replies: 1
Views: 625

Doctors Orders

I went to the doctors yesterday and she told me I must stop masturbating. I asked why and she said because I'm trying to examine you.
by panamagold
September 26th, 2018, 8:48 am
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Any preppers here?
Replies: 54
Views: 1588

Re: Any preppers here?

...a second mobile phone, a cheap pay-as-you-go phone using a different network. Handy hint -if you've got Vodafone or O2 get an EE or Three mobile, and vice versa. Although the networks are separate further up the chain Voda/O2, and EE/3 mast share, so if you lose the mast you'll lose both sharers...
by panamagold
September 24th, 2018, 3:22 pm
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Any preppers here?
Replies: 54
Views: 1588

Re: Any preppers here?

Check out the post apocalyptic novel 'The Stand' by Stephen King. A good read. :shock:
by panamagold
September 22nd, 2018, 9:34 am
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Any preppers here?
Replies: 54
Views: 1588

Re: Any preppers here?

Large store cupboards as well, given the propensity of supermarkets to run out of basics like sugar and salt . Whoa there Alaric. If your propensity for basics is the above then I don't think you need concern yourself too much with regard to the end of the world being the cause of your demise. Unle...
by panamagold
September 13th, 2018, 8:27 pm
Forum: Laughing Lemons
Topic: Change of diet?
Replies: 2
Views: 559

Change of diet?

A new health food restaurant has just opened in Glasgow.

"I Can't Believe It's Not Battered"
by panamagold
September 13th, 2018, 8:13 pm
Forum: Music, Theatre, TV and Film
Topic: Funny how some bands get forgotten
Replies: 5
Views: 340

Re: Funny how some bands get forgotten

Slarti wrote:I'm also getting warnings from Firefox that the site is not properly configured.
Slarti


Ditto
by panamagold
September 13th, 2018, 8:01 pm
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Reasons to be glad summer's over.
Replies: 37
Views: 896

Re: Reasons to be glad summer's over.

I attended a hospital appointment yesterday afternoon. At the main enterance is a large electronic information and bulletin board and when I was leaving it was displaying: '12-09-18' - '14:36' - ' 40 °C'. Granted it was in the direct sunlight but heh, I thrive on temperatures of this level. One of t...
by panamagold
September 13th, 2018, 7:26 pm
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: A handy guide!
Replies: 37
Views: 992

Re: A handy guide!

tjh290633 wrote:I see that the acceptable use of b******s is autocorrected here, hence the Turnip.
TJH


I find 8⁄₃πr³ will bypass the censors. :)
by panamagold
September 5th, 2018, 9:25 am
Forum: Laughing Lemons
Topic: Pronunciation
Replies: 13
Views: 765

Re: Pronunciation

A distant cousin of Pratchett's Magrat? :lol: I had to look that one up. Had I been subjected to to the misfortune of being saddled with either of those two family names, leaving me open to much jockular derision, I would have considered getting around the title by deed polling myself to Mr. 'Alliu...

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