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by panamagold
January 22nd, 2019, 10:16 pm
Forum: Laughing Lemons
Topic: Police Press Release
Replies: 11
Views: 364

Re: Police Press Release

This is becoming far to corny for me. Hopefully a mod will be along soon to sort the wheat from the chaff.
by panamagold
January 21st, 2019, 9:56 pm
Forum: Music, Theatre, TV and Film
Topic: Worst film ever?
Replies: 29
Views: 804

Re: Worst film ever?

The film later disappeared off the face of the earth and I’ve never met anyone who’s seen it or even mentioned it. But thanks to the internet I can at least confirm I didn’t imagine it. I get the impression that the pet shop boys aren’t that proud of it and may have just conveniently brushed it und...
by panamagold
January 15th, 2019, 1:32 pm
Forum: Laughing Lemons
Topic: 'Do Not Touch'
Replies: 0
Views: 378

'Do Not Touch'

Must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.
by panamagold
January 1st, 2019, 7:51 pm
Forum: Bitter Lemons
Topic: Jetwash Jimmy. Has his apparatus frozen?
Replies: 6
Views: 473

Re: Jetwash Jimmy. Has his apparatus frozen?

Not the wrong board at all BJ New Year dulled your sensory perceptions then? Do you not think that sg31 was directing a reference to the inappropriate sentiments, this is Bitter Lemons after all, proffered by TUK020 and not towards the intended theme of the post title? Argh, work it out for yoursel...
by panamagold
January 1st, 2019, 2:36 pm
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Meanwhile, 6.5 billion kilometres from Earth....
Replies: 12
Views: 482

Re: Meanwhile, 6.5 billion kilometres from Earth....

New Horizons: Nasa waits for signal from Ultima Thule probe - New Horizons should be filling its memory banks right now with a swathe of photos and other scientific data. Once the probe has gone past Ultima, it will turn to radio home a status report that should arrive at 15:28 GMT. Cheers, Itsalla...
by panamagold
January 1st, 2019, 1:00 pm
Forum: Bitter Lemons
Topic: Jetwash Jimmy. Has his apparatus frozen?
Replies: 6
Views: 473

Re: Jetwash Jimmy. Has his apparatus frozen?

sg31 wrote:
:lol:


Wrong board.
by panamagold
December 30th, 2018, 2:48 pm
Forum: Land of Off Topic Posts
Topic: A Mondegreen
Replies: 12
Views: 1087

Re: A Mondegreen

"I got my first real sex dream, I was 5 at the time." Should be: "I got my first real six-string, bought it at the five-and-dime." Summer Of '69 – Bryan Adams "It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not." Should be: "It doesn’t make a difference if we make...
by panamagold
December 21st, 2018, 11:17 am
Forum: Bank Accounts Savings & ISAs
Topic: Have Nationwide online Accounts?
Replies: 3
Views: 550

Re: Have Nationwide online Accounts?

This may not be compatible with your banking/computer style but have you ever considered using a dedicated simple financial software program? For years now I have used Quicken, originally Q98 but upgraded to Q2002, to store all my past and present bank a/c information. I have just opened the 'show h...
by panamagold
December 15th, 2018, 8:45 am
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Word processor pioneer
Replies: 6
Views: 392

Re: Word processor pioneer

ETAOIN's brother Norman is credited as the composer of "Jam Blues" on the album "Charlie Parker Jam Sessions". ;)
by panamagold
December 6th, 2018, 7:37 pm
Forum: Laughing Lemons
Topic: The Problem With Marrying A Woman From Scotland!
Replies: 4
Views: 622

The Problem With Marrying A Woman From Scotland!

Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... The first man married a woman from Greece. He told her that she was to do the dishes and carryout house cleaning every day. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put aw...
by panamagold
December 3rd, 2018, 11:59 am
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Christmas Crapper
Replies: 30
Views: 943

Re: Christmas Crapper

Howard wrote: So on a positive note, can anyone suggest a really good recent Christmas song which is worth the cost of downloading.

Compliments of the season!

Howard


Cost?? :o Free, with a youtube downloader.

1989 - The Ramones 'Merry Christmas' (I don't want to fight tonight.) Here
by panamagold
November 29th, 2018, 6:33 pm
Forum: Laughing Lemons
Topic: Keeping Fit
Replies: 2
Views: 570

Keeping Fit

I went to the gym last night and found a hole in my trainer just big enough to put my finger in.
Anyway, she has complained and I am now banned for life.
by panamagold
November 29th, 2018, 4:56 pm
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Is this a racist joke?
Replies: 49
Views: 1759

Re: Is this a racist joke?

TheMotorcycleBoy wrote:I just don't really understand why people actually need to ask an internet forum whether a joke is racist or not...... :roll:

Whatever floats yer boat, I guess.


How about you hop right back 'on yer bike' and find yourself a tavern more in tune with your boat, be it floating or sinking. :lol:
by panamagold
November 28th, 2018, 1:28 pm
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Is this a racist joke?
Replies: 49
Views: 1759

Re: Is this a racist joke?

A guy was having a tattoo of an Indian warrior inscribed on his back. Half way through, he said, "Excuse me pal, would you put a tomahawk in his hand for me." The tattooist replied, "Sure, as soon as I've finished his turban." Well, is it? RS: I will let this one stand but please...
by panamagold
November 17th, 2018, 3:50 pm
Forum: Computers, TVs & Phones
Topic: New laptop thoughts
Replies: 21
Views: 806

Re: New laptop thoughts

If you are not averse to a refurb at a keen price This site (rec'd on here about 12 months ago) has a good selection of Lenovo's with spec's meeting your requirements.
by panamagold
November 12th, 2018, 5:32 pm
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: There could be gold in them there LP vinyl hills
Replies: 5
Views: 328

Re: There could be gold in them there LP vinyl hills

I have 'Led Zep I', 'Led Zep II','The Who Sell Out', 'Live at Leeds' and 'Tommy' all signed, in person, by each band member under their names on all the sleeves and the record labels. I was able to acquire these during my time at the Lyceum Theatre in London. during the late 60's early 70's. where b...
by panamagold
November 2nd, 2018, 6:07 pm
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Mine (and your) Room101 exhibits
Replies: 202
Views: 5109

Re: Mine (and your) Room101 exhibits

sunnyjoe wrote:Blokes in the gym changing rooms, drying their testicles with the hairdryers


A blow-job following an intense gym workout? Not a lot wrong with that. 8-)
by panamagold
October 27th, 2018, 11:07 pm
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Bottled Water
Replies: 48
Views: 1663

Re: Bottled Water

Where I live the water is so hard that if a visitor at our home requests a glass of water I generally respond with "will that be one lump or two?". I persevere wih the tap stuff, all be it an acquired taste, but mrs. c goes for the bottled. However, we both agree that bottled produces a fa...
by panamagold
October 23rd, 2018, 7:55 pm
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Too much information
Replies: 11
Views: 612

Re: Too much information

Watch any business/finance channel like Bloomberg and you will be similarly assaulted with moving ticker tapes, windows showing the price of this and that, subtitles and so on. Evidently viewers want that or presumably they would not be there. Bloomberg? Ha, positively pedestrian. Checkout CNBC! It...
by panamagold
October 19th, 2018, 2:00 pm
Forum: Beerpig's Snug
Topic: Mine (and your) Room101 exhibits
Replies: 202
Views: 5109

Re: Mine (and your) Room101 exhibits

UncleEbenezer wrote:To put the boot on the other foot, watch a Canadian's reaction to being called American!


Just add a 'North' to the 'American' and there should be no issue.

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