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HYP Haiku

#166564

Postby SDN123 » September 15th, 2018, 1:55 pm

Everyone is very serious around here at the moment. Well the weather is great where I am, far to nice to be grumpy. I’m going to buy a new t-shirt and was wondering what to have printed on it. A mention of Gengulphus’s new nickname led me to compose the following, which I hope to be proudly wearing soon:


HYP haiku

Big G ceased Pickering;
And tinkered like Terry;
PYAD lurked and was indolent.

;)

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Re: HYP Haiku

#166565

Postby idpickering » September 15th, 2018, 2:00 pm

SDN123 wrote:Everyone is very serious around here at the moment. Well the weather is great where I am, far to nice to be grumpy. I’m going to buy a new t-shirt and was wondering what to have printed on it. A mention of Gengulphus’s new nickname led me to compose the following, which I hope to be proudly wearing soon:


HYP haiku

Big G ceased Pickering;
And tinkered like Terry;
PYAD lurked and was indolent.

;)


Very good SDN123. I’m honoured to have been included with such HYP seniority.

Ian.

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Re: HYP Haiku

#166602

Postby OLTB » September 15th, 2018, 6:35 pm

Doris stirred and blinked
Unilever - is it HYP
She went back to sleep

:twisted:

Cheers, OLTB.

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Re: HYP Haiku

#166606

Postby Itsallaguess » September 15th, 2018, 7:03 pm

Hardest worker on
Yearly rising income is
Purely time itself....

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Re: HYP Haiku

#166608

Postby ReformedCharacter » September 15th, 2018, 7:19 pm

Itsallaguess wrote:Hardest worker on
Yearly rising income is
Purely time itself....

Itsallaguess

That's good, correct syllables too.

The price dropped
In went Ian's buy order
More income for him

RC

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Re: HYP Haiku

#166614

Postby Itsallaguess » September 15th, 2018, 8:34 pm

Prickly thorns, but true..
Yearn for truth in honest tones
And shoulders to stand....

Damn....


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Re: HYP Haiku

#166617

Postby moorfield » September 15th, 2018, 9:00 pm

Is it HYP or not?
We frequently disagree.
But we all grow rich.

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Re: HYP Haiku

#166628

Postby Wizard » September 15th, 2018, 11:05 pm

This is off topic
Not a practical subject
Please mods sort it out

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Re: HYP Haiku

#166631

Postby Howard » September 15th, 2018, 11:45 pm

Hyp is more income
You can forget capital
Practical wealth

Howard

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Re: HYP Haiku

#166646

Postby OZYU » September 16th, 2018, 8:24 am

Nice thread.

To young pot builders, I do not have a poetic bone in my body, so here goes:


At portfolio level
Do not chase income madly
Very long term
It will make you poorer

It is capital
Which determines
Your safe income level

If you reinvest dividends
You build capital
Which in turn
Produces more income

Total return
Is what investors get
Like it or not

Measure your performance
It matters it is easy without
To kid yourself

Beware inflation
Take it into account
When measuring performance

Beware the jabber
Of fanatics and liars
Boards are full of both

In Excel
With tables pivots and slicers
Slick systems are so easily built

Having the maths is not enough
If you miss half the problem parameters

Analysing co accounts
A waste of time
Learn to exploit Market Sentiment
Instead

In investing
Balance is best
Slow is best
All in UK lessens your returns

LTBH is not a law
It is an aim
Events change aims

Fees and costs
Are not your problem
Your closed mind
Can be


Do not envy us oldie's wealth
Do not envy our bad health
Remember you will get old too
Without noticing

Consume in moderation
Leave enough to save
Enjoying life without is easy


Enjoying nature
Gardening
Woodwork...
Beats investing by a mile



Ozyu

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Re: HYP Haiku

#166649

Postby Raptor » September 16th, 2018, 8:43 am

Moderator Message:
OK. A slow news day. Leaving but locked. Raptor.


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