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Laughing Lemons - Suggestion

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AsleepInYorkshire
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Laughing Lemons - Suggestion

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » February 8th, 2021, 9:53 pm

I'm getting really fed up that most everyone else's jokes on Laughing Lemons are better than mine.

It's not fair.

I'd like to suggest that The Laughing Lemons Board is closed immediately please. It's no fun anymore.

AiY
(Mr D)
:P

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Re: Laughing Lemons - Suggestion

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Postby Mike4 » February 8th, 2021, 10:22 pm

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I'm getting really fed up that most everyone else's jokes on Laughing Lemons are better than mine.

It's not fair.

I'd like to suggest that The Laughing Lemons Board is closed immediately please. It's no fun anymore.

AiY
(Mr D)
:P


Well I like your jokes! Most of them anyway.

Well some of them...

Ok one in particular. Just looking for it now.

No hang on, that one by was someone else :lol:

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Re: Laughing Lemons - Suggestion

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » February 8th, 2021, 10:36 pm

Mike4 wrote:
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I'm getting really fed up that most everyone else's jokes on Laughing Lemons are better than mine.

It's not fair.

I'd like to suggest that The Laughing Lemons Board is closed immediately please. It's no fun anymore.

AiY
(Mr D)
:P


Well I like your jokes! Most of them anyway.

Well some of them...

Ok one in particular. Just looking for it now.

No hang on, that one by was someone else :lol:

I thought you were my mate :roll:

AiY

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Re: Laughing Lemons - Suggestion

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Postby Mike4 » February 8th, 2021, 10:41 pm

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:
Mike4 wrote:
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I'm getting really fed up that most everyone else's jokes on Laughing Lemons are better than mine.

It's not fair.

I'd like to suggest that The Laughing Lemons Board is closed immediately please. It's no fun anymore.

AiY
(Mr D)
:P


Well I like your jokes! Most of them anyway.

Well some of them...

Ok one in particular. Just looking for it now.

No hang on, that one by was someone else :lol:

I thought you were my mate :roll:

AiY


Just kiddin', but you knew that really.... I hope!

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Re: Laughing Lemons - Suggestion

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » February 8th, 2021, 10:48 pm

Mike4 wrote:
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:
Mike4 wrote:
Well I like your jokes! Most of them anyway.

Well some of them...

Ok one in particular. Just looking for it now.

No hang on, that one by was someone else :lol:

I thought you were my mate :roll:

AiY


Just kiddin', but you knew that really.... I hope!

I did - but I still like to make you worry :lol:

I know - I'll pm my address and then you'll know where I sleep :lol:

ob joke

Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks?

Mini-soda!

AiY

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Re: Laughing Lemons - Suggestion

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Postby Mike4 » February 8th, 2021, 10:59 pm

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:
Mike4 wrote:
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I thought you were my mate :roll:

AiY


Just kiddin', but you knew that really.... I hope!

I did - but I still like to make you worry :lol:

I know - I'll pm my address and then you'll know where I sleep :lol:

ob joke

Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks?

Mini-soda!

AiY


Groan....

Guy just came up to me and said have you got a light mate?

I said yeah we call him anorexic Dave...

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Re: Laughing Lemons - Suggestion

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Postby tjh290633 » February 9th, 2021, 10:22 am

I don't moderate this board, but if I did I would move this thread to Laughing Lemons. It's too good for this one.

TJH

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Re: Laughing Lemons - Suggestion

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Postby stevensfo » February 9th, 2021, 12:38 pm

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I'm getting really fed up that most everyone else's jokes on Laughing Lemons are better than mine.

It's not fair.

I'd like to suggest that The Laughing Lemons Board is closed immediately please. It's no fun anymore.

AiY
(Mr D)
:P



You're going about it the wrong way.

The best is to feel offended. Feeling offended is now the most powerful force in the universe, closely followed by a supernova and black hole. The rules at the top make it quite clear...disparaging towards race, sex, gender, religion, nationality, disability....blablabla.

So just claim to be a trisexual born-again new Jedi druid who feels offended that some jokes are better than yours.

As for nationality, disability, race etc....

Well, you're from Yorkshire. That will do for starters. :lol:


Steve


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