Using your brains - the Brexit food stash of 2020.
Posted: August 27th, 2020, 3:13 pm
by 88V8
An unusual start to the Brexit food stash.
Six tins, £52 and rising.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/x6-Lot-of-We ... SwLLRfPmuDWhat are you stocking for year end?
V8
Re: Using your brains - the Brexit food stash of 2020.
Posted: August 28th, 2020, 8:41 am
by bungeejumper
Warning, hoary old joke. A traveller is wandering through a street market in one of those remote places where cannibalism is still practiced. Stopping at a butcher's stall, she sees the offerings laid out on the slab.
"Carpenter's brain, £1.50 per pound. Plumber's brain £2.25 per pound. Teacher's brain, £3 per pound. Politician's brain, £450 per pound."
"Wow, she says to the stallholder, "you really must think very highly of your politicians over here."
The owner gives her a look of sheer disbelief. "Listen, lady, do you realise how many politicians we have to kill to get a pound of brains?"
BJ