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Desert Eagle

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Re: Desert Eagle

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Postby AleisterCrowley » June 29th, 2017, 4:34 pm

I did notice that earlier, but didn't realise she used a Desert Eagle - a handgun designed to penetrate armour/engine blocks/steel doors etc
I'd want to be the other side of a wall. Preferably a 6ft castle wall :(

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Re: Desert Eagle

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Postby kiloran » June 29th, 2017, 4:35 pm

The use of the word "idiot" to describe them is completely insufficient. Cretin or moron, maybe. The mind simply boggles.

Perhaps they saw this web site: https://www.mhpbooks.com/bulletproof-id ... -as-armor/

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Re: Desert Eagle

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Postby Biggles » June 29th, 2017, 5:37 pm

I imagine he'll be one of the stars of this year's 'Darwin Awards'.

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Re: Desert Eagle

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Postby Slarti » June 29th, 2017, 5:50 pm

Biggles wrote:I imagine he'll be one of the stars of this year's 'Darwin Awards'.


Unfortunately they don't qualify as they already have one kid and another on the way.

You've got to improve the gene pool for a Darwin Award.


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Re: Desert Eagle

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Postby bionichamster » June 29th, 2017, 9:43 pm

Snorvey wrote:
Why did they do it?

....they did it to increase their social media following



Bet it worked! Totally famous now.

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Re: Desert Eagle

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Postby Biggles » June 30th, 2017, 9:01 am

Slarti wrote:Unfortunately they don't qualify as they already have one kid and another on the way.

You've got to improve the gene pool for a Darwin Award.

With brains like theirs, they might have had a dozen more. I call that an improvement!

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Re: Desert Eagle

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Postby bungeejumper » June 30th, 2017, 9:07 am

"They were in love, they loved each other," she said. "It was just a prank gone wrong."


Just a prank? Still, I expect it gave the neighbours something to talk about. They tell me things can get a little quiet up there in Minnesota. :)

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Re: Desert Eagle/Darwin Awards

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Postby bungeejumper » December 8th, 2017, 8:21 am

Biggles wrote:I imagine he'll be one of the stars of this year's 'Darwin Awards'.

Another near miss, sadly foiled by a competent emergency response team. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bi ... m-42271150 . Keep trying, lads. ;)

BJ

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Re: Desert Eagle

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Postby JMN2 » December 8th, 2017, 8:35 am

Snorvey wrote:There was some fool that cooked himself alive in a Swedish sauna competition a few years ago and I remember someone having a go at me because I thought he was an idiot. He was an idiot...


A nation with hairnets in the army is too soft for such a noble sport.

https://youtu.be/30BNoy27cKs

The winner reminds me of someone...

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Re: Desert Eagle

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Postby UncleEbenezer » March 15th, 2018, 12:52 pm

Hmm, now where have we seen that before?

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/d7/e6/73/d7e6 ... harlie.jpg

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Re: Desert Eagle

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Postby UncleIan » March 15th, 2018, 3:22 pm

Snorvey wrote:Man farts in general direction of woman. Sentence = 20 years hard labour. No parole.


We don't really need to know how you proposed to Mrs. Snorvey do we?

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Re: Desert Eagle/Darwin Awards

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Postby AndyPandy » March 17th, 2018, 2:15 pm

bungeejumper wrote:
Biggles wrote:I imagine he'll be one of the stars of this year's 'Darwin Awards'.

Another near miss, sadly foiled by a competent emergency response team. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bi ... m-42271150 . Keep trying, lads. ;)

BJ


"He and a group of friends had mixed seven bags of Polyfilla which they then poured around his head, which was protected by a plastic bag inside the microwave."

Thank goodness for having the sense to put a plastic bag over his head. :o :lol: :lol:


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