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Can you tell what it is yet?

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Re: Can you tell what it is yet?

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Postby bungeejumper » May 17th, 2018, 12:33 pm

Well, it made my hair curl for a start. :?

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Re: Can you tell what it is yet?

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Postby AleisterCrowley » May 17th, 2018, 12:36 pm

Also available in 'Steely Dan' and 'Black Mamba' styles...

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Re: Can you tell what it is yet?

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Postby JMN2 » May 17th, 2018, 12:38 pm

My first thought was it is a pleasuring rod of some sort. Then for some strange reason I remembered when in the 70's/80's South Africa banned those roll-on deodorants with round caps as doctors were getting very busy extracting them..,

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Re: Can you tell what it is yet?

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Postby AleisterCrowley » May 17th, 2018, 2:05 pm

Remember those mini catalogues of 'useful' tat that used to come with magazines etc. Perhaps they still do.
I was looking through one of those and there was an advert for a 'neck massager' with a pic of a woman holding to her neck something that was clearly, obviously, 100% a vibrator...
The text said something like - .."will give a deep, penetrating massage to sooth away aches and pains"

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Re: Can you tell what it is yet?

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Postby ReformedCharacter » May 17th, 2018, 2:08 pm

Judging from how it felt at the time, it's what my GP used to give me a prostate examination.

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Re: Can you tell what it is yet?

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Postby scotia » May 18th, 2018, 11:33 am

it's what my GP used to give me a prostate examination.

Think yourself lucky. If he had sent you off to a consultant for a biopsy, then the inserted device had a snipping tool at the end - five snips on each side of the prostrate. I counted every one.

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Re: Can you tell what it is yet?

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Postby stevensfo » May 18th, 2018, 11:39 am

then the inserted device had a snipping tool at the end - five snips on each side of the prostrate. I counted every one.


Are you absolutely sure you went to the right place?

You do know that the 'B' in BDSM does not stand for 'Biopsy' don't you?

:-)

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Re: Can you tell what it is yet?

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Postby stevensfo » May 18th, 2018, 11:42 am

and there was an advert for a 'neck massager' with a pic of a woman holding to her neck something that was clearly, obviously, 100% a vibrator...


Hmm, while playing with a Harry Potter broomstick? :-)

https://www.methodshop.com/2003/12/harr ... tick.shtml

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Re: Can you tell what it is yet?

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Postby ReformedCharacter » May 18th, 2018, 12:40 pm

scotia wrote:
it's what my GP used to give me a prostate examination.

Think yourself lucky. If he had sent you off to a consultant for a biopsy, then the inserted device had a snipping tool at the end - five snips on each side of the prostrate. I counted every one.


I do count myself lucky and I'm sorry to hear that you had to have that particular procedure. Apparently 1 in 8 men will be diagnosed with prostate cancer during their lifetime. Nuts are considered to be good for prostate health and can be good to eat too. I get mine from here:

https://www.healthysupplies.co.uk/nuts.html

(I have no relationship with the business other than as a customer).

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Re: Can you tell what it is yet?

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Postby DiamondEcho » May 19th, 2018, 4:14 pm

AleisterCrowley wrote:Remember those mini catalogues of 'useful' tat that used to come with magazines etc. Perhaps they still do.
I was looking through one of those and there was an advert for a 'neck massager' with a pic of a woman holding to her neck something that was clearly, obviously, 100% a vibrator... The text said something like - .."will give a deep, penetrating massage to sooth away aches and pains"


I understand that the first vibrator was marketed as precisely the above, a Japanese product called a Hitachi Wand.
Wiki: 'The Hitachi Magic Wand is an electrical, AC-powered wand vibrator, originally manufactured for relieving tension and relaxing sore muscles, but most famous for its use as a sex toy.'


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