Clean livin' Millennials

[Imbiber]

I hope you weren't loosened up. Was there an aromatic dimension to this event?

[tea42]

They probably thought…. 'old fart! '

[jfgw]

Absolutely disgraceful, I would say.

I agree that the sooner we Brexit and look up to our own Royal Family, the better!


http://www.earthlymission.com/anatomy-of-a-royal-fart/

Julian F. G. W.

[Clitheroekid]

Unfortunately, they probably just felt sorry for an ageing colleague whose sphincter was no longer under his control, and - exhibiting commendable politeness - decided that it would be insensitive to show any reaction.

It's the same reason they don't comment on the wet patch on your kilt when you return from the cludgy, or the fact that you have long tufts of hair growing out of your ears, or that you drool slightly when talking to them.

[Gengulphus]

Maybe they were struck dumb with admiration! ;-)

Gengulphus

[AleisterCrowley]

If you'd thought about it a bit more you could have 'bullfrogged' them, or the occupants of a nearby meeting room.

http://viz.co.uk/2015/03/12/rogers-prof ... lfrogging/

[ReformedCharacter]

The flow control was, in my opinion, magnificent. A one second 'parp' was transformed into the aforementioned wavering squeaker, lasting several seconds.

The art of the fart is a skill that's vanishing as our generation passes into history.

Perhaps you could take your skills to the stage, some folk will pay for a good performance:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

RC

[ReformedCharacter]

If you like Leonard Rossiter, a man of your talents may enjoy him in 'La Petomane' (1979)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gym81fY460

RC