cards in my wallet

[BrummieDave]

Coutts Current Account Debit Card
Amex Centurion Card
Bellagio Presidential Suite Members Card
and around £500 in folded notes.
I don't carry coins.

Oh and my 'Tingha and Tucker Club' membership card.

Have you forgotten your helicopter key? Surely you are not so decrepit you have to have a pilot?

Howard

I was joking (except for the Tingha and Tucker Club obvs...)

[Howard]

Me too

Howard

[UncleEbenezer]

Damn. Now you've spoilt the illusion! Where's my handkerchief?

[stevensfo]

I was joking (except for the Tingha and Tucker Club obvs...)

Good God, you're right! For over fifty years I always thought it was 'Tinker and Tucker'.

Vague memories of Mum watching 'Peyton Place' before I could watch my programmes. Andy Pandy, Flowerpot men etc. All very educational.

Steve

[Gengulphus]

I think it's excellent. Not only do you avoid having to queue up to pay, but there's a lot of fun in, having filled the tank, looking round furtively then jumping in the car and driving off to the horrified stares of fellow customers!

Especially if one of those fellow customers happens to be an off-duty policeman... :-}

Gengulphus

[BrummieDave]

I was joking (except for the Tingha and Tucker Club obvs...)

Good God, you're right! For over fifty years I always thought it was 'Tinker and Tucker'.

Steve

That's because you aren't in their club Steve, otherwise you'd know.

I wish I could post a picture of my club badge but I don't think pictures are allowed.

I'm also in The Tufty Club but their badge isn't in my wallet.

[Howard]

I think it's excellent. Not only do you avoid having to queue up to pay, but there's a lot of fun in, having filled the tank, looking round furtively then jumping in the car and driving off to the horrified stares of fellow customers!

Especially if one of those fellow customers happens to be an off-duty policeman... :-}

Gengulphus

Perhaps this is a cunning marketing ploy by Clitheroe Kid? Maybe he waits at the exit to see if anyone else is tempted to follow his example. And then offers his professional services if they don't have the BP app.