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Clitheroekid
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A handy guide!

#165770

Postby Clitheroekid » September 12th, 2018, 12:00 am

I hadn't realised that Ofcom have published a jolly interesting guide to offensive language - and offensive gestures!

They are graded into mild, medium, strong and strongest - the very vindaloo of offensiveness.

It's a sign of the decadent company I've kept over the years that I knew all but about half a dozen of the examples. I shan't print the ones I didn't recognise - after all, having read the guide cover to cover I'd have no excuse for offending the delicate sensibilities of my fellow Fools - but I must admit that I'd never heard of an Iberian Slap, though I recognised it when I saw it.

And I have to say that having discovered the meaning of some of those words I didn't know I'd have been quite happy to continue in blissful ignorance.

Highly educational! ;)

https://www.ofcom.org.uk/__data/assets/ ... RG-AOC.pdf

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Re: A handy guide!

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Postby melonfool » September 12th, 2018, 11:27 am

Well, certainly the 'strongest' language in the first section are words I hear almost daily at work, but I have sent this handy guide to my colleagues* for when the new Head of HR arrives as she may not be as....tolerant....as me!

A few I'd not heard of though. Urban Dictionary here I come.

Thanks!

Mel

*they are already saying thanks for the new words....

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Re: A handy guide!

#165853

Postby redsturgeon » September 12th, 2018, 11:56 am

I've always found the Viz Profanisaurus to be the most helpful reference n this subject.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger%27s_Profanisaurus

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Re: A handy guide!

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Postby ReformedCharacter » September 12th, 2018, 12:18 pm

Clitheroekid wrote:I hadn't realised that Ofcom have published a jolly interesting guide to offensive language - and offensive gestures!

They are graded into mild, medium, strong and strongest - the very vindaloo of offensiveness.

It's a sign of the decadent company I've kept over the years that I knew all but about half a dozen of the examples. I shan't print the ones I didn't recognise - after all, having read the guide cover to cover I'd have no excuse for offending the delicate sensibilities of my fellow Fools - but I must admit that I'd never heard of an Iberian Slap, though I recognised it when I saw it.

And I have to say that having discovered the meaning of some of those words I didn't know I'd have been quite happy to continue in blissful ignorance.

Highly educational! ;)

https://www.ofcom.org.uk/__data/assets/ ... RG-AOC.pdf

Thank you very much for that.

Muff diver... Low recognition among older participants.

:)

RC

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Re: A handy guide!

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Postby supremetwo » September 12th, 2018, 12:31 pm

Clitheroekid wrote:I hadn't realised that Ofcom have published a jolly interesting guide to offensive language - and offensive gestures!

They are graded into mild, medium, strong and strongest - the very vindaloo of offensiveness.

It's a sign of the decadent company I've kept over the years that I knew all but about half a dozen of the examples. I shan't print the ones I didn't recognise - after all, having read the guide cover to cover I'd have no excuse for offending the delicate sensibilities of my fellow Fools - but I must admit that I'd never heard of an Iberian Slap, though I recognised it when I saw it.

And I have to say that having discovered the meaning of some of those words I didn't know I'd have been quite happy to continue in blissful ignorance.

Highly educational! ;)

https://www.ofcom.org.uk/__data/assets/ ... RG-AOC.pdf


Serving up pussy as unacceptable brings back memories.

https://youtu.be/unmkX15AeN8

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Re: A handy guide!

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Postby Slarti » September 12th, 2018, 12:57 pm

ReformedCharacter wrote:
Muff diver... Low recognition among older participants.

:)

RC


That was in common usage when I was at school, but it could be used about males or females. But yes, it was crude.

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Re: A handy guide!

#165873

Postby robbelg » September 12th, 2018, 1:04 pm

I don't see what's offensive about scuba diving


http://www.muffdivercharters.com/


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Re: A handy guide!

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Postby melonfool » September 12th, 2018, 1:47 pm

Snorvey wrote:Urban Dictionary here I come.

Be careful. Urban Dictionary is a superb resource (?), but it did introduce me to the meaning of the world's most disgusting word.

6 letters. Starts with 'F'



I am aware of that word. Don't Google Arctic Pipeline*! You'll thank me....

'Feck' is not made up by Father Ted!

Mel

(*a lyric in a song alerted me to this phenomenon)

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Re: A handy guide!

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Postby melonfool » September 12th, 2018, 1:49 pm

Slarti wrote:
ReformedCharacter wrote:
Muff diver... Low recognition among older participants.

:)

RC


That was in common usage when I was at school, but it could be used about males or females. But yes, it was crude.

Slarti


Yes, I think the sardonic smile was less that the *term* was unknown, and perhaps more that the activity decreases with age......

I can neither confirm nor deny.

Mel

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Re: A handy guide!

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Postby melonfool » September 12th, 2018, 1:50 pm

melonfool wrote:
Snorvey wrote:Be careful. Urban Dictionary is a superb resource (?), but it did introduce me to the meaning of the world's most disgusting word.

6 letters. Starts with 'F'



I am aware of that word.



Hmm - actually, are you sure it's 6, not 5 letters? If so, you'll have to PM me!

Mel

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Re: A handy guide!

#165894

Postby Gengulphus » September 12th, 2018, 2:18 pm

melonfool wrote:...
ReformedCharacter wrote:
Muff diver... Low recognition among older participants.

:)

...
Yes, I think the sardonic smile was less that the *term* was unknown, and perhaps more that the activity decreases with age......

Or possibly that worsening eyesight and/or flexibility mean that the participants become less able to recognise each other during the activity? ;-)

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Re: A handy guide!

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Postby bungeejumper » September 12th, 2018, 2:53 pm

Every time Trump does that finger and thumb gesture, making an O shape with his digits and jabbing it aggressively into the air, I get hopeful that some mortally offended Arab (or maybe South American) might rush up from the crowd and cut off his peroration.

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Re: A handy guide!

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Postby gryffron » September 12th, 2018, 3:21 pm

Dago* Seen as derogatory to people of Italian descent

Really? I always thought Dagos were Spanish, or Latin American. Surely the correct (or rather in this context incorrect) term for Italians is Wops?

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Re: A handy guide!

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Postby Alaric » September 12th, 2018, 3:33 pm

Clitheroekid wrote:They are graded into mild, medium, strong and strongest - the very vindaloo of offensiveness.


It reminded me a bit of the Peter Cook and Dudley Moore sketch parodying Johnny Speight's difficulties with the BBC over Alf Garnett's choice of swear language, something like two bl**dies being worth one b*gg*r. The BBC in those days, or even Mary Whitehouse never seemed concerned over Alf's choice of descriptions for immigrant communities.

Apropos of the difficulties faced by the Labour party, aren't they missing "Zio" as a term of abuse for Jews?

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Re: A handy guide!

#165958

Postby redsturgeon » September 12th, 2018, 6:10 pm

melonfool wrote:
melonfool wrote:
Snorvey wrote:Be careful. Urban Dictionary is a superb resource (?), but it did introduce me to the meaning of the world's most disgusting word.

6 letters. Starts with 'F'



I am aware of that word.



Hmm - actually, are you sure it's 6, not 5 letters? If so, you'll have to PM me!

Mel


I think the "t" is optional.

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Re: A handy guide!

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Postby AleisterCrowley » September 12th, 2018, 8:05 pm

Hmm, totally lost.. Can we have it as a crossword clue?

(Anyway, as I pointed out in a previous thread, the rudest word in the Universe is 'Belgium', apart from on Earth)

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Re: A handy guide!

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Postby melonfool » September 12th, 2018, 8:25 pm

Snorvey filled in the t for me, it was what I was missing.

I took the opportunity to introduce him to another term to turn his stomach!

Mel

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Re: A handy guide!

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Postby AndyPandy » September 12th, 2018, 8:57 pm

You see FTFY on Bulletin Boards all the time as in "Fixed that for you" (usually tongue in cheek or sarcastically), however Urban Dictionary has a less benign version as I found out when pointing a friend to the meaning once. She wasn't impressed when she scrolled down...I did warn her not to...

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FTFY :o

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Re: A handy guide!

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Postby melonfool » September 12th, 2018, 9:35 pm

AndyPandy wrote:You see FTFY on Bulletin Boards all the time as in "Fixed that for you" (usually tongue in cheek or sarcastically), however Urban Dictionary has a less benign version as I found out when pointing a friend to the meaning once. She wasn't impressed when she scrolled down...I did warn her not to...

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FTFY :o


Huh? That's very tame by Urban Dictionary standards.

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Re: A handy guide!

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Postby tjh290633 » September 13th, 2018, 12:06 pm

I have noticed one oddity. Apparently members of the Irish Traveller community are upset by P...y, but don't object to Diddecoy.

Brings me on to the subject of spherical objects. An old story related to a report being circulated in the Civil Service. Someone wrote on it "Round Objects". The response was "Who is Mr Round, and to what does he object?".

I feel that the whole thing in [expletive deleted], in the acceptable meaning.

TJH


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