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Reasons to be glad summer's over.

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Re: Reasons to be glad summer's over.

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Postby robbelg » September 20th, 2018, 3:22 pm

You awful people, leave the spiders alone. They're cute and eat flies. I'd never kill one.

I actually feel guilty when I remove a web.


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Re: Reasons to be glad summer's over.

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Postby melonfool » September 20th, 2018, 3:41 pm

I don't need them to eat flies (aka: wrap them up and leave their dried out carcasses lying around) - I have a fly deterrent so there are no flies, which really means there should be no spiders. So, if they just agree to abide by those rules - they are safe.

And, no, cute they are not.

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Re: Reasons to be glad summer's over.

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Postby Clitheroekid » September 20th, 2018, 4:28 pm

melonfool wrote:And, no, cute they are not.

Aww, now you can't possibly deny that this little chap is cute as a button! ;)

https://imgur.com/a/kmlgz10

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Re: Reasons to be glad summer's over.

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Postby bungeejumper » September 20th, 2018, 4:58 pm

Clitheroekid wrote:However, I would never drown one. If I find one in the sink or bath I just put a glass jar over them and then slide a piece of card over the top of the jar. You can then carry the covered jar outside and release the spider to a long and happy life :D

Nice thought, :lol: , and I do the same. But an indoor spider would probably last a few hours outside before he got eaten. Lost and all alone, out in the cold and the wind, and probably the wrong sort altogether for outdoor survival. Never mind, it's the thought that counts.

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Re: Reasons to be glad summer's over.

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Postby Gaggsy » September 20th, 2018, 5:14 pm

I'm not scared of spiders but not particularly fond of them either.
My bugbear though, is the thought of getting into bed at night and there's one already under the covers.
Or, the little one I saw on the bedroom ceiling earlier, waits until the light is out and I'm asleep, then silently lowers itself down onto me and crawls inside my ear. :shock: :o

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Re: Reasons to be glad summer's over.

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Postby kiloran » September 20th, 2018, 6:00 pm

Gaggsy wrote:My bugbear though, is the thought of getting into bed at night and there's one already under the covers.

I once found a scorpion-type thing in the bed in a hotel in Texas. It scurried away but I don't know where. Not a good night's sleep!

--kiloran

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Re: Reasons to be glad summer's over.

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Postby ReformedCharacter » September 20th, 2018, 6:30 pm

kiloran wrote:I once found a scorpion-type thing in the bed in a hotel in Texas. It scurried away but I don't know where. Not a good night's sleep!

--kiloran

I worked in rural East Africa for a couple of years, quite a long way (in travelling time) from the nearest medical facilities. I used to sleep under a mosquito net with a stool beside my bed. Sometimes I remembered to place my torch on the stool in case I needed to get up in the dark. Sometimes I forgot.

One night I felt hungry and decided to get up and eat something. Fortunately I had my torch handy and turned it on because I then saw a Black Mamba slowly making it's way from under my bed and exactly where I would have placed my feet whilst getting up. I watched it slowly slither out of my room and decided that the world could probably manage quite well (and I would sleep more soundly) with one less snake so I despatched it with a nearby grass slasher. Spiders don't bother me much, usually.

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Re: Reasons to be glad summer's over.

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Postby UncleEbenezer » September 20th, 2018, 6:42 pm

kiloran wrote:
Gaggsy wrote:My bugbear though, is the thought of getting into bed at night and there's one already under the covers.

I once found a scorpion-type thing in the bed in a hotel in Texas. It scurried away but I don't know where. Not a good night's sleep!

--kiloran

A scorpion on the wall above my bed was one of my first wildlife encounters on moving to Italy. Fascinating posture, bent back on itself in a circular (ring) shape!

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Re: Reasons to be glad summer's over.

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Postby redsturgeon » September 20th, 2018, 7:06 pm

AleisterCrowley wrote:Same way penguins have a unique plumage which deters polar bears. When did you last see a nature documentary showing polar bears attacking a penguin colony? Must work.


I thought that the reason polar bears did not eat penguins was because they couldn't get the wrappers off.

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Re: Reasons to be glad summer's over.

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Postby Itsallaguess » September 20th, 2018, 7:13 pm

ReformedCharacter wrote:
I used to sleep under a mosquito net with a stool beside my bed.


Tough critters....

Did conkers not work?

Cheers,

Itsallaguess

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Re: Reasons to be glad summer's over.

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Postby ReformedCharacter » September 20th, 2018, 7:42 pm

Itsallaguess wrote:
ReformedCharacter wrote:
Did conkers not work?

Cheers,

Itsallaguess

No, but they don't work for spiders either :)

Or at least there's no proof they do -

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-45446568

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Re: Reasons to be glad summer's over.

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Postby GrandOiseau » September 21st, 2018, 12:02 am

I do love the seasons.

I remember my mate moved to San Jose and said it only rained 9 days a year. I don't think I could live in San Jose.

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Re: Reasons to be glad summer's over.

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Postby Gaggsy » September 21st, 2018, 9:51 am

GrandOiseau wrote:I do love the seasons.

I remember my mate moved to San Jose and said it only rained 9 days a year. I don't think I could live in San Jose.


Pfft, it only rains twice a year in Wales.

Once from January to June, and second from July to December.

:lol:

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Re: Reasons to be glad summer's over.

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Postby melonfool » September 21st, 2018, 12:30 pm

GrandOiseau wrote:I do love the seasons.

I remember my mate moved to San Jose and said it only rained 9 days a year. I don't think I could live in San Jose.


Do you know the way though?

Mel

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Re: Reasons to be glad summer's over.

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Postby redsturgeon » September 21st, 2018, 1:03 pm

melonfool wrote:
GrandOiseau wrote:I do love the seasons.

I remember my mate moved to San Jose and said it only rained 9 days a year. I don't think I could live in San Jose.


Do you know the way though?

Mel


I've been away so long...

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Re: Reasons to be glad summer's over.

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Postby dionaeamuscipula » September 21st, 2018, 1:53 pm

Itsallaguess wrote:
ReformedCharacter wrote:
I used to sleep under a mosquito net with a stool beside my bed.


Tough critters....

Did conkers not work?

Cheers,

Itsallaguess


I would have though the stench from the stool would have done it...

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Re: Reasons to be glad summer's over.

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Postby ReformedCharacter » September 21st, 2018, 2:15 pm

dionaeamuscipula wrote:
Itsallaguess wrote:
ReformedCharacter wrote:
I used to sleep under a mosquito net with a stool beside my bed.


Tough critters....

Did conkers not work?

Cheers,

Itsallaguess


I would have though the stench from the stool would have done it...

DM

On the subject of stools... My toilet was a longdrop, a hole in a concrete slab with a pit underneath. The whole enclosed with wooden walls and a corrugated sheet as a roof, about the size of a phone box. I've no idea how deep the pit was but it had its own colony of bats living in it. They seemed to have some sort of diurnal rhythm because the flapping of their wings was much more obvious later in the day.

Anyway, I was squatting there one morning trying to ignore the bats when I heard a rustling and looked up at the ceiling. A green snake was making its way through the gap between the top of the walls and the corrugated sheet. I didn't hang about.

RC


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