I knew it

[nimnarb]

https://brobible.com/life/article/butt- ... technique/

https://joshmadison.com/2007/05/09/toil ... -analysis/

http://howtowipeyourbutt.com/

[jfgw]

I'm going to wish that I hadn't scrapped this,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcHCT04ceKs

Julian F. G. W.

[melonfool]

'Dude wipes' - $15 for 60

Wet wipes are an abomination, not only are they non flushable (even if they say they *are* flushable which most do, they are NOT according to the water boards who have to fish them out of drains) but they contain plastic.

I now use this: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01 ... UTF8&psc=1

works very well.

I dislike padded/quilted loo roll for similar non flushing crimes.

I probably use more looroll than the norm, but I am fairly sure I use about 15 rolls a year. This is because I moved into my house Aug 2017 and I have bought three packs of loo roll, of 9 at a time, I have 8 left and two on the holders.

I reckon a lot of people use loo roll other than in the loo. My ex kept one by the bed. No idea why......

Mel

[nimnarb]

I reckon a lot of people use loo roll other than in the loo. My ex kept one by the bed. No idea why.....

That's probably why he is your ex now.

Sorry Mel couldn't resist.(no offense really)

[melonfool]

I reckon a lot of people use loo roll other than in the loo. My ex kept one by the bed. No idea why.....

That's probably why he is your ex now.

Sorry Mel couldn't resist.(no offense really)

You know, I never leave an open goal by accident.



Mel

[UncleEbenezer]

You know, I never leave an open goal by accident.



Mel

Open season next time you post a cue line one wouldn't *dare* pick up under normal circumstances?

[melonfool]

You know, I never leave an open goal by accident.



Mel

Open season next time you post a cue line one wouldn't *dare* pick up under normal circumstances?

Well, if you could make sense then I'll be able to reply. What are 'normal circumstances'? Why is this not 'normal'? I get the whatever ripped out of me all the time on this board, you think anything has changed?

Anyway, he insisted on the loo roll. It was on MY side of the bed!

Mel