The 'Hills' are alive.

[Beerpig]

I don't drink during the week you understand, but as soon as the hooter goes on a Friday, well, on my way back I like to drop into the local karaoke pub, sing a few songs and fill myself up with liquor and have a bet on the Friday night game- just to keep the wolf from the door.
Anyhow, there I was this evening minding my own business making my way back home when I stopped off in the bookies for said bet.
There are a quite a few between the railway station and home- Corals, Betfred, Ladbrokes and Hills.
This post is about Hills.
I usually go to Corals because I have a good craic with the staff there but I decided upon Hills for a change because they offer good odds for penalties in games and in my cups, I decided there might be some in the Norwich and Rangers game this evening.
So I go in there and have a glance around, pick up the 'special' slips and consider what I am going to do.
I ignore the poor bastards losing all their money on the FBOs and glance at the main screen.
Usually there is some ex jockey or a couple of vacuous nobody's talking rubbish but not tonight.
some are young, some are old, some are good looking, one or two are not.
Anyway as I was in Hills chalking my bet this 'thing' appeared on the screen and began suggesting what I might like to bet on
She was female and very, very beautiful and she had an absolutely massive, massive chest almost bursting out of her clothes.
I stared in disbelief, as did the bloke next to me.
Wow.
And I looked closer and realised 'she' was not quite real but a quasi beautiful young woman with cgi enhancement.
It kind of made me want to listen to what she was saying and not leave until I'd had a good bet.
This is the 'shape' of things to come, my friends.
What bookies needs to ply the views of ex-jockeys and trainers spouting rubbish to keep the customer in the shop when there is something like that?
Perception. Deception.
They are king.

[ReformedCharacter]

She was female and very, very beautiful and she had an absolutely massive, massive chest almost bursting out of her clothes.

You'd had a few beers maybe, so did you ask for her number?

RC

[dionaeamuscipula]

She was female and very, very beautiful and she had an absolutely massive, massive chest almost bursting out of her clothes.

You'd had a few beers maybe, so did you ask for her number?

RC

It's 1011011001001101 1100101110111110

DM

[ReformedCharacter]

She was female and very, very beautiful and she had an absolutely massive, massive chest almost bursting out of her clothes.

You'd had a few beers maybe, so did you ask for her number?

RC

It's 1011011001001101 1100101110111110

DM

Is that an International number or something? I've been trying for hours but no luck yet

RC

[BrummieDave]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't

[swill453]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't

I didn't understand hexadecimal until I was a

Scott.