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World's Most Inept Smuggler 'Hid' Cocaine Under Toupee

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World's Most Inept Smuggler 'Hid' Cocaine Under Toupee

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Postby CommissarJones » July 18th, 2019, 1:39 pm

Half a key of coke, to be precise, or about a pound. How was he caught? Perhaps the fact that he appeared to have a cat sitting on top of his head had something to do with it.

And no, I am not making this up.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/16/worl ... oupee.html

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Re: World's Most Inept Smuggler 'Hid' Cocaine Under Toupee

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Postby UncleEbenezer » July 18th, 2019, 1:57 pm

Perhaps he was inspired by the silly-top fashion amongst politicians: Trump and Johnson.

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Re: World's Most Inept Smuggler 'Hid' Cocaine Under Toupee

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Postby PinkDalek » July 18th, 2019, 3:19 pm

CommissarJones wrote:...

And no, I am not making this up.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/16/worl ... oupee.html


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A couple of images are available here but without the hat https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/0 ... ne-toupee/

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Re: World's Most Inept Smuggler 'Hid' Cocaine Under Toupee

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Postby CommissarJones » July 18th, 2019, 3:36 pm

Here is the Grauniad's free-access version of the story.

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Postby PinkDalek » July 18th, 2019, 4:36 pm

CommissarJones wrote:Here is the Grauniad's free-access version of the story.


More pixels at The Guardian than The Telegraph. Neither have the hat!


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