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Re: Things may be getting interesting at work . . .

Posted: August 6th, 2019, 12:36 am
by AsleepInYorkshire
Reinforcement ... if it was needed.

McDonalds ... a world wide recognised brand. I'm assuming that like all organisations of this size McDonalds is rammed with highly paid executive employees.

Yet ...

McDonald's paper straws cannot be recycled
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-49234054

"Lips have been a waste-free alternative to straws for millions of years."

Go figure :roll:

AiY
Captain Obvious :oops:

Re: Things may be getting interesting at work . . .

Posted: August 7th, 2019, 7:56 am
by LadyGagarin
brightncheerful wrote:If it's promotion you're after then for inspiration I suggest look no further than BBC4, season 3. "Follow the Money."

Briefly, Anna having worked at the bank for years applies for the job as branch manager only to lose out to a younger woman whom Anna had trained. Fed up, Anna has a go at money laundering, initially to ensure her husband's business won't go bust. but then for some criminals. Anna is doing well. When the branch manager finds out she gets into a quandary until plucking up courage she fires Anna. Without access to the bank's computers, things then becomes nasty with the criminals so Anna knocks off the branch manager, freezes their accounts before turning herself in to the bank's audit bosses. In the final episode (10), Anna is transferred to the bank's head office and ends up head of laundering compliance, or such like.


This seems an excellent plan. I can see no possible downsides :D

Re: Things may be getting interesting at work . . .

Posted: August 8th, 2019, 1:46 am
by BobbyD
panamagold wrote:Ever wondered why you never happen upon a headstone where the resident, below, is proclaiming " I wish I'd spent more time in the office"?


Because the people he wanted to spend more time in the office to avoid ordered the headstone.

Re: Things may be getting interesting at work . . .

Posted: August 8th, 2019, 10:17 am
by stewamax
LadyGagarin wrote:This seems an excellent plan. I can see no possible downsides

... until there is a knock at the door at 3.00 am by a couple of wide-shouldered gentlemen from a Sicilian fraternal organisation who are delivering horse-heads ("For your bed, Madam")

Re: Things may be getting interesting at work . . .

Posted: August 8th, 2019, 10:51 pm
by LadyGagarin
stewamax wrote:
LadyGagarin wrote:This seems an excellent plan. I can see no possible downsides

... until there is a knock at the door at 3.00 am by a couple of wide-shouldered gentlemen from a Sicilian fraternal organisation who are delivering horse-heads ("For your bed, Madam")


Yeah, I didn't mean it to be taken as serious career advice LOL

Re: Things may be getting interesting at work . . .

Posted: August 8th, 2019, 11:08 pm
by Howyoudoin
LadyGagarin wrote:
stewamax wrote:
LadyGagarin wrote:This seems an excellent plan. I can see no possible downsides

... until there is a knock at the door at 3.00 am by a couple of wide-shouldered gentlemen from a Sicilian fraternal organisation who are delivering horse-heads ("For your bed, Madam")


Yeah, I didn't mean it to be taken as serious career advice LOL


I'm always amazed when people are unable to see the irony/sarcasm in a post, when it's so obvious to everyone else.

Makes reading a thread much more amusing for the rest of us mind.

HYD

Re: Things may be getting interesting at work . . .

Posted: August 10th, 2019, 10:41 am
by stewamax
Howyoudoin wrote:I'm always amazed when people are unable to see the irony/sarcasm in a post, when it's so obvious to everyone else. Makes reading a thread much more amusing for the rest of us mind.


Which people? I construed the latter posts as strictly tongue-in-cheek. My own post was in the same vein. And I imagine other readers - apart from perhaps a few more sensitive members of the Cosa Nostra - would construe likewise.

Re: Things may be getting interesting at work . . .

Posted: August 10th, 2019, 10:44 am
by AleisterCrowley
Quite so.