Let's get ready to ruuummble
Itinerary
- Drive to airport
- Check in
- Have breakfast
- Go to bar
- Drink and steady flying nerves
- Board aircraft - look sober and macho
- Inspect aircraft - if it's a Boeing Max kick off & get off (sic)
- Take off - bite down on leather strap - look macho
- Read book
- Show daughter sea from window
- Show daughter more sea from window
- Show daughter yet more sea from window
- Show daughter whistle on life jacket - blow hard in the event of putting down in the Atlantic
- Land (not in Atlantic) - Cuss side winds at Tenerife runway
- Go to Siam Water Park - wear gentleman's attire (no budgie smugglers)
- Do holiday stuff all week
- Come home
- Sulk
- Book next holiday
AiY