OK, the world has finally gone mad...

[AleisterCrowley]

A flight from Gatwick Airport has been delayed after French bulldogs wearing tutus were found onboard.

A number of emotional support dogs were found in passengers' hand luggage on a Norwegian Air flight destined for Austin, Texas.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-50170507

WTF? Why cant they neck a couple of beta blockers and/or a pint or two? Nope -
"I MUST have my emotional support bulldog in a tutu, otherwise I'll cwy and schweam all the way to the nearest 'safe space'"

idiots

[PinkDalek]

Amusing in itself at first glance but, having now read the article, it appears the dogs themselves were distressed. Probably the tutus what done it.

[AleisterCrowley]

I'm not surprised - poor little things.

[AleisterCrowley]

Anyway, thankfully things are more sane and ordered elsewhere:
https://www.sthelensstar.co.uk/news/179 ... e/?ref=rss

[Arborbridge]

Surely the obvious solution if emotional support dogs become stressed, is that they should be allowed emotional support dogs to support the support dogs?

Arb.

[AleisterCrowley]

Or some nice kittens to savage?

[bungeejumper]

Anyway, thankfully things are more sane and ordered elsewhere:
https://www.sthelensstar.co.uk/news/179 ... e/?ref=rss

Wow, talk about a round peg in a square hole.

Mind you, I did think that the warning about a wet floor was a nice touch.

BJ

[swill453]

Anyway, thankfully things are more sane and ordered elsewhere:
https://www.sthelensstar.co.uk/news/179 ... e/?ref=rss

I see that (at time of writing) the story has 3 entries in the "most read" top 10 in the St Helens Star...

Scott.

[stevensfo]

Anyway, thankfully things are more sane and ordered elsewhere:
https://www.sthelensstar.co.uk/news/179 ... e/?ref=rss

I see that (at time of writing) the story has 3 entries in the "most read" top 10 in the St Helens Star...

Scott.

I'm not sure which I find most disgusting; the act itself or the fact that he actually faced a jail sentence for abusing a piece of plastic.


Steve

[Bouleversee]

Takes all kinds. I'll send him my trainers after a day of gardening in the heat of the summer. Guaranteed to cure his fetish.

[panamagold]

I read this one today....:

The court heard that Low began looking for women's shoes at HDB blocks because he wanted to relieve stress related to work and family matters.

He was a part-time employee at a casket company and a fast food restaurant at the time of the offences.

Looking at and smelling women's shoes "sexually aroused" him, said Deputy Public Prosecutor Joshua Foo, as "he would imagine beautiful women wearing the shoes".

“When he found such shoes, he would masturbate and urinate in the shoes as a way to relieve stress.”


I've been trying to think of funny puns about shoes and his habit, but I'm failing miserably..

Cock Martins.....Jimmy Chugs.....slip ons.....a stout pair of wa*lking shoes.


https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/si ... b-12031574

Doing it in pumps?

[Gaggsy]

Anyway, thankfully things are more sane and ordered elsewhere:
https://www.sthelensstar.co.uk/news/179 ... e/?ref=rss

This is made up surely?
The defendant - Mr Johnson?
And I bet they always give these sort of cases to Mr Wilcock for the prosecution.

[AleisterCrowley]

Everard-Cox QC

[Itsallaguess]

Looking at and smelling women's shoes "sexually aroused" him, said Deputy Public Prosecutor Joshua Foo, as "he would imagine beautiful women wearing the shoes".

I've been trying to think of funny puns about shoes and his habit, but I'm failing miserably..

When asked to explain why he did this, the man said he was simply trying to find his sole-mate....

Cheers,

Itsallaguess

[redsturgeon]

Were tongues involved?

John