Grand National 2020 is on

[nimnarb]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exTEW-oFUPQ

I can't find the link on youtube to the race of the champions?

[terminal7]

Right I have had to redirect the usual backhander in obtaining the inside griff* from the usual underweight waif regarding the nag that is 'live' for the GN. This time I have had to creep around High Holborn and slide into to the bowels of the BHA building and dropped 6 bogrolls, 1lb of finest mince from Jonesy the butcher and a snifter from Uncle Charlie (too sloshed to notice another bottle gone) for a printout of coding from Acne Arthur.

Assuming my Turing decoder is working well (acquired later in the day from AA's uncle based in Old Compton Street behind a side door next to an up market bookshop** - interestingly still trading - thought I saw various gentlemen of the turf browsing in the classy subdued lighting) the result is:

Five star ew bet for Burrows Saint at 14/1

Some of those with a better understanding of these matters will notice the clear reasoning behind this potential winner.

T7
* still living off Rule of the World 2016 and Silver Birch 2007
** address available after the Flood

[terminal7]

Beerpig - DR runs well to the Canal Turn second circuit and starts to fade from 3 out and finishes well back - possibly pulls up - not sure - sorry the Turing decoder seems to be printing out my Ocado shopping list even though I can't get a slot until Grand National day 2021.

T7

[scotia]

sorry the Turing decoder seems to be printing out my Ocado shopping list even though I can't get a slot until Grand National day 2021.
T7

You got a slot that early? Who did you bribe?

[terminal7]

Scotia - from Acne Arthur's uncle - he said if I upped the ante on the Turing decoder it would guarantee an Ocado slot. Hmm - is therefore something wrong here?

T7

[nimnarb]

So here are my virtual picks....

Think they all have to beat Tiger Roll. But giving 6 horses to finish in the top 6. So I will start and offer others to give 6 picks, doesn't have to be in any order and we will see where we end up, as its virtual innit, unless Terminal somehow lets the cat out of the bag beforehand

Tiger Roll
Acapela Bourgeois
Burrows Saint
Anibale Fly(my pick in the last two years)
Kimberlite Candy
Potters Corner

Terminal was that a joke about Crisp beating Red Rum? You mentioned it was on Youtube.......if so, where? Second time in asking.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/horse-racing/52157883

I'm "wonderful in a bottle". Too bloody right mate.

[terminal7]

Clearly GN fever is hitting the snug - this is the most beautiful pony race according to the POTUS - I can tell you a 147% over round will MAG - believe me I know.

I cannot find the Crisp stimulation race nimnarb - btw there is a champion of champion GN race before the virtual GN 2020 - what more can the populace expect of our gallant leader?

T7

Looking outside my window - am I the only one indoors?

[nimnarb]

Come on everyone...place your bets......you have 2 hours now. 6 horses.....???

P.S. Terminal. what are you smoking, recently, I haven't understood a word you are talking about..its another lanquage

[PinkDalek]

If we are to criticise others about language, try it’s or it is.

[terminal7]

Burrows Saint
Tiger Roll
Walk in the Mill
Kimberlite Candy
Yala Enki
Kildisart

Can you believe it I just tried to put £10ew on BS with one of the bookmakers that cap my bets to peanuts - knocked back to £4ew. Managed to find another to take my massive bet. Effectively, if you have bookies willing to accept your bets - you should be able to get on a ton ew.

Nimbarb -I assume you failed to understand the above - keep cool keep safe - man that's my message.

T7

[nimnarb]

If we are to criticise others about language, try it’s or it is.

Who said I did that? Just didnt understand Left a comma out just for you.

[PinkDalek]

Who said you did that?

[nimnarb]

Hey Terminal...congrats..we, I think, got three out of the six...

But I still think you are smoking something. CRISP beat Rummie? Bleedin horse wasn't even running.

[nimnarb]

Think I need to smoke something........My better half just asked me if you posted that on April 1st.....methinks I fell for it hook line and sinker and spent the better half of 30 minutes searching youtube.......... 4 out of six for you...I declare you the virtual winner..onto the real thing next year.

[terminal7]

Thanks nimbarb - my original printout from the Turing Decoder provided my original forecast:

Five star ew bet for Burrows Saint at 14/1

BS (unfortunate initials given claims about crisps and rum) came 5th at 12/1 - all bookies paying first 5 - hence a 70% return on an ew bet.

Yes the top three in my six finished in top 5 finishers - however I do note you had Potters Bar - nice return if you backed all your nags.

As regards to a certain uninformed person who insisted on Def Red - you cannot say the Turing Decoder did not warn you!

T7

ps bit surprised that on the Snugs ebay there have been no takers for my Turing Decoder - with results like these surely some of the landed gentry in the Snug would be interested?

[nimnarb]

Thanks nimbarb - my original printout from the Turing Decoder provided my original forecast:

Five star ew bet for Burrows Saint at 14/1

BS (unfortunate initials given claims about crisps and rum) came 5th at 12/1 - all bookies paying first 5 - hence a 70% return on an ew bet.

Yes the top three in my six finished in top 5 finishers - however I do note you had Potters Bar - nice return if you backed all your nags.

As regards to a certain uninformed person who insisted on Def Red - you cannot say the Turing Decoder did not warn you!

T7

ps bit surprised that on the Snugs ebay there have been no takers for my Turing Decoder - with results like these surely some of the landed gentry in the Snug would be interested?

Well, could be, because I for one, really didnt understand what you were on about

p.s. This is for Pink Dalek. '

[PinkDalek]

Thank you and no dot’s as well.

Yes, I know.