I have no idea where this came from but I was asked when very young(probably heard it from school) as we were traveling on a plane somewhere as a family and my father asked me what I would do if the plane was going down, think at the time they were trying to explain to me about life jackets, etc and I seem to recall telling my father this as probably thought there were no parachutes on board, like a film I had watched...
"Me no mad, me no silly, me hang on to Daddy's Willy."
The look on my Mother's face was just incredible. That I do remember.
And now my better half just remembered when she was about 6 and proudly rushed home to tell her Mother this............
My uncle Billy had a 6 foot willy, he showed it to the girl next door, she thought was a snake, so she hit it with a rake and now its only 4 foot 4. Her Mother's face turned ashen and sharply asked where she heard this from. From School Mummy, from school....
Deary me.