What with Trump and May, I need all the laughs I can get these days. Fortunately, one of my lot gave me the Haynes Manual for Pensioners for Christmas, and it's bloody hilarious. For £6.99, a perfect way to wind up any miserable old git. www.amazon.co.uk/Pensioners-Haynes-Expl ... 1785211056.
One section contains around thirty pensioner acronyms for the smartphone era, some of which creased me up quite nicely.
MILF: Meal I'd Like to Forget
TTYL: Talk to You Louder. (Alternatively, Try Taking Your Laxatives)
IMHO: Is My Hearing-aid On?
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
Plenty more where that came from. Fine stuff.
BJ
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Re: More acronyms for wrinklies
Having a CRAFT moment....
Can't Remember A F...... Thing.
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Can't Remember A F...... Thing.
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Snorvey wrote:Can't remember A F...... Thing
Farthing?
One too many letters given one of your favourite subjects?
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