A really stupid poem that you shouldn't read

[AsleepInYorkshire]

Pee widdle diddle I’ve made a word,
It’s not twiddle, it’s not turd,
It’s widdle and I love it and you should too
Because widdle isn’t diddle and it’s now a word

Create your word and give your pledge
And join the race on bullshit edge,
Don’t deny you’re joining in we don’t believe,
We’re not that dim,
But as you move through life’s great test
Don’t forget to bullshit best

Words are words, but bullshit’s better
Just join now in and wear the sweater
Spit it out and make them think
Are they wise words or do they stink
Sniff it up and cough it out
That’s what bullshit’s all about

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[servodude]

I can recommend this for additional reading

There's also a book that followed which is good (and/but) longer

-sd

[AsleepInYorkshire]

I can recommend this for additional reading

There's also a book that followed which is good (and/but) longer

-sd

I think mine's more concise (My bad)

It's worse than covid - at least we can get a vaccine for that

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[didds]

I read the subject line so didnt read the poem .

Do I win?

[AsleepInYorkshire]

I read the subject line so didnt read the poem .

Do I win?

Of course you do. First prize is you get to read the poem

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[stewamax]

Second prize: you are allowed to print and frame it.
Lucky you.

[brightncheerful]

That’s what bullshit’s all about

Every so often our puppy eats bulls pizzle

Ostensibly long-lasting, normally takes puppy a few minutes to consume.

https://www.doglistener.co.uk/products/bulls-pizzle-meat

[brightncheerful]

Third prize, you get to memorise it as your party piece.

[AsleepInYorkshire]

Third prize, you get to memorise it as your party piece.

I'm glad to see so many getting down in this little wagon rut with me - cheers me up no end

AiY