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148mph on A78

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AsleepInYorkshire
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148mph on A78

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » April 24th, 2022, 10:58 pm

A driver in Ayrshire has been reported to the procurator fiscal for driving at 148mph on the A78 between Troon & Greenock.

Dod, I'm sorry but I've got to ask, were you out on your new lawn mower recently and were you wearing a crash helmet? I know - my bad :shock:

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Re: 148mph on A78

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Postby Mike4 » April 24th, 2022, 11:35 pm

"A 36-year-old man has been reported to the procurator fiscal."

Presumably the policeman recognised him as he went past.....

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Re: 148mph on A78

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Postby Dod101 » April 24th, 2022, 11:46 pm

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:A driver in Ayrshire has been reported to the procurator fiscal for driving at 148mph on the A78 between Troon & Greenock.

Dod, I'm sorry but I've got to ask, were you out on your new lawn mower recently and were you wearing a crash helmet? I know - my bad :shock:

AiY(D)


It wisnae me, 'onest!

Dod

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Re: 148mph on A78

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » April 25th, 2022, 6:32 am

Dod101 wrote:
It wisnae me, 'onest!

Dod

I can vouch for you Dod. Your particular model of lawn mower only does 83mph :)

Have a good week

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Re: 148mph on A78

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Postby SimonS » April 29th, 2022, 5:56 pm

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:
Dod101 wrote:
It wisnae me, 'onest!

Dod

I can vouch for you Dod. Your particular model of lawn mower only does 83mph :)

Have a good week

AiY(D)


However he's been tweaking it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFo7ztlMlmg
116.85 MPH!


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