Root access?...

[Infrasonic]

[Watis]

I thought: "Whaaaat . . ?"

Then I twigged.

Watis

[UncleEbenezer]

Leaf off the bad jokes. That's no twig!

Though there's more potential in the pic. For example, I infer from the shadows that the bridge is a North Bridge. Fortherest?

[Watis]

I hope it's configured for streaming . . .

[Breelander]

This system would seem particularly vulnerable to speculative branch prediction attacks....

[Infrasonic]

Bark worse than its byte?...

[Watis]

That's not an Apple, is it?

Wrong sort of bark.

[UncleEbenezer]

Leaf off the bad jokes. That's no twig!

Though there's more potential in the pic. For example, I infer from the shadows that the bridge is a North Bridge. Fortherest?

Damn, I got the shadows wrong. The big one across the path must be from another waterside tree just off the left, and the smaller/fainter ones just beyond it must be something other than shadows. A south bridge.

Or a touched up pic?

[Infrasonic]

Maybe it was to speed up internet access by being closer to the trunk...

[bungeejumper]

I don't know what all the fuss is about. It's just logging into its bank account, isn't it?

BJ

[torata]

Sorry to BSoD this, but all I see is a trashed/dumped chassis next to a tree.
What am I missing?

torata

[Infrasonic]

...all I see is a trashed/dumped chassis next to a tree...

I think it may have belonged to SAP...