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Postby brightncheerful » July 9th, 2018, 2:45 pm

Last night my date said, "So how come you haven't already been snapped up?"

I replied, "I've been married before, but it didn't work out. She said I was far too inattentive."

"Oh, that's so sad! Did you have any kids?"

"Probably."

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