The Pope is visiting Liverpool and offering the odd miracle to deserving kids.
Billy walks onto the stage and asks “Can you help me with my hearing?”
The Pope says “Yes” and puts his hands over Billy’s ears while saying a prayer. He removes his hands and says “How is your hearing now?”
Billy says “I don’t know; it’s not until next Wednesday”!
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The miracle
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- Lemon Slice
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Re: The miracle
Read this post, then read the forum rules, quote "Material posted here that is disparaging towards any group on the basis of race, faith, nationality, gender, disability or sexual orientation will be deleted and any poster of such material risks suspension". You may be in trouble, Sutch.
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Re: The miracle
Looks like scousers are fair game here. A pair of jokes with jews as their butt got pulled pretty quickly a month or two ago.
Though to be fair, this one is at least funny. Even if it would be improved by removing the mention of (any) location: for example, it could've been set in the poster's (unnamed) home town.
Though to be fair, this one is at least funny. Even if it would be improved by removing the mention of (any) location: for example, it could've been set in the poster's (unnamed) home town.
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Re: The miracle
Jews I guess are a faith based group whereas Liverpudlians are not. C.UncleEbenezer wrote:Looks like scousers are fair game here. A pair of jokes with jews as their butt got pulled pretty quickly a month or two ago.
Though to be fair, this one is at least funny. Even if it would be improved by removing the mention of (any) location: for example, it could've been set in the poster's (unnamed) home town.
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Re: The miracle
csearle wrote:Jews I guess are a faith based group whereas Liverpudlians are not. C.UncleEbenezer wrote:Looks like scousers are fair game here. A pair of jokes with jews as their butt got pulled pretty quickly a month or two ago.
Though to be fair, this one is at least funny. Even if it would be improved by removing the mention of (any) location: for example, it could've been set in the poster's (unnamed) home town.
True - Liverpudlians are Liverpool based.
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Re: The miracle
csearle wrote:Jews I guess are a faith based group whereas Liverpudlians are not. C.UncleEbenezer wrote:Looks like scousers are fair game here. A pair of jokes with jews as their butt got pulled pretty quickly a month or two ago.
Though to be fair, this one is at least funny. Even if it would be improved by removing the mention of (any) location: for example, it could've been set in the poster's (unnamed) home town.
seems kind of unfair.
Faith is a choice
Being born and raised in Liverpool is not
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Re: The miracle
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