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Raisins

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Postby NeilW » November 17th, 2018, 3:49 am

Raisins are grapes that gave up their looks for immortality

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Re: Raisins

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Postby ReformedCharacter » November 17th, 2018, 10:48 am

NeilW wrote:Raisins are grapes that gave up their looks for immortality


Well, that's the currant theory anyway.

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Re: Raisins

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Postby UncleEbenezer » November 17th, 2018, 11:52 am

Don't worry about it, old fruit. You look lovely, and taste great.

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Re: Raisins

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Postby AndyPandy » November 17th, 2018, 9:02 pm

UncleEbenezer wrote:Don't worry about it, old fruit. You look lovely, and taste great.


Raisins to be cheerful?



The Dury's out on that.

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Re: Raisins

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Postby jfgw » November 17th, 2018, 11:52 pm

I wanted to bake a cake but I didn't have any mixed fruit so I had to go shopping. I only had to buy currants, sultanas and mixed peel as I was using self-raisin flour.

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