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Dear M&S

#184908

Postby brightncheerful » December 5th, 2018, 3:52 pm

Dear M&S

I have bought a wireless bra.

Please let me know the password.

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Re: Dear M&S

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Postby kiloran » December 5th, 2018, 5:16 pm


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Re: Dear M&S

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Postby csearle » December 5th, 2018, 10:33 pm

brightncheerful wrote:Dear M&S

I have bought a wireless bra.

Please let me know the password.
Far be it for me to criticise but I think this joke could be even better if it had read "My wife bought a wireless bra..."

Rgds,
Chris

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Re: Dear M&S

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Postby bungeejumper » December 6th, 2018, 2:18 pm

When I were a young'un, it wasn't a password we needed. It was some good honest one-handed lock-picking skills.

As the seventies progressed, the furtive lock-picking generally gave way to "Open Sesame", which was much more convenient for everybody. And by the noughties it was free Open Access. Can't wait to see what Alexa can come up with. ;)

BJ

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Re: Dear M&S

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Postby csearle » December 6th, 2018, 7:49 pm

For some reason this is one activity I can do better with my left hand. C.

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Re: Dear M&S

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Postby stewamax » December 8th, 2018, 5:26 pm

csearle wrote:For some reason this is one activity I can do better with my left hand. C.

If you drive an automatic, there is no need to pull in.

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Re: Dear M&S

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Postby monabri » December 9th, 2018, 3:55 pm

I thought all 'equipment ' should now be 'plug and play'?

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Re: Dear M&S

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Postby jfgw » December 9th, 2018, 7:43 pm

Different techniques may be needed during the festive season,

https://www.instagram.com/p/BqfwZirAB2j ... e=ig_embed

Julian F. G. W.

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Re: Dear M&S

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Postby SwissPaul » December 9th, 2018, 8:42 pm

American Bra - 1 Yank and its off.

Burglar Bra - Smash & Grab

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Re: Dear M&S

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Postby Skotch » December 10th, 2018, 11:17 am

bungeejumper wrote:When I were a young'un, it wasn't a password we needed. It was some good honest one-handed lock-picking skills.

As the seventies progressed, the furtive lock-picking generally gave way to "Open Sesame", which was much more convenient for everybody. And by the noughties it was free Open Access. Can't wait to see what Alexa can come up with. ;)

BJ


Just reminds me of the old one:

Why is the line at the top of a woman's stocking called the 'Smiling Line'?

Because once you get past it, you're laughing

I'll get me coat......


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