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Police Press Release

#195573

Postby neversay » January 22nd, 2019, 1:45 pm

Police have confirmed that a man who fell into a combine harvester while trying to steal it has been bailed.

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Re: Police Press Release

#195615

Postby stewamax » January 22nd, 2019, 4:12 pm

That's progress; a hundred years ago he would have been strung up.

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Re: Police Press Release

#195616

Postby richfool » January 22nd, 2019, 4:15 pm

That's stooping a bit low. He should have been thrashed.

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Re: Police Press Release

#195650

Postby Watis » January 22nd, 2019, 5:53 pm

richfool wrote:That's stooping a bit low. He should have been thrashed.


With a crop, no doubt?

Watis

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Re: Police Press Release

#195660

Postby TUK020 » January 22nd, 2019, 6:15 pm

That's the last straw.
Where did you glean this kernel of information?

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Re: Police Press Release

#195666

Postby richfool » January 22nd, 2019, 6:34 pm

Before he was bailed, did they put him through the mill?

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Re: Police Press Release

#195723

Postby panamagold » January 22nd, 2019, 10:16 pm

This is becoming far to corny for me. Hopefully a mod will be along soon to sort the wheat from the chaff.

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Re: Police Press Release

#195809

Postby brightncheerful » January 23rd, 2019, 11:18 am

neversay wrote:Police have confirmed that a man who fell into a combine harvester while trying to steal it has been bailed.



Getting evidence that he did in fact try to steal it is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

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Re: Police Press Release

#195810

Postby UncleIan » January 23rd, 2019, 11:20 am

Did the photofit show him with stubble?

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Re: Police Press Release

#195919

Postby csearle » January 23rd, 2019, 6:50 pm

UncleIan wrote:Did the photofit show him with stubble?
Whilst I'm all ears as to how this would develop I must say Unclean that that's the last straw. C.

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Re: Police Press Release

#195964

Postby chas49 » January 23rd, 2019, 10:07 pm

Can we just combine all this into one big joke?

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Re: Police Press Release

#196110

Postby redsturgeon » January 24th, 2019, 12:22 pm

This thread has given me a rye smile.

John

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Re: Police Press Release

#196134

Postby stewamax » January 24th, 2019, 1:21 pm

redsturgeon wrote:This thread has given me a rye smile

That's not how it's spelt...

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Re: Police Press Release

#196140

Postby UncleIan » January 24th, 2019, 1:38 pm

I can barley believe some of these puns.

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Re: Police Press Release

#196160

Postby StepOne » January 24th, 2019, 2:28 pm

Is he now in a stable condition?

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Re: Police Press Release

#196184

Postby rivershiven » January 24th, 2019, 3:31 pm

These is all very stale, anything thresher?

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Re: Police Press Release

#196191

Postby FluffyOverlord » January 24th, 2019, 3:41 pm

Did he "bale" himself?

https://youtu.be/x4C38Qj2BQ0

<Old video I'm surprised hasn't been posted yet>

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Re: Police Press Release

#196203

Postby Itsallaguess » January 24th, 2019, 4:03 pm

FluffyOverlord wrote:
Did he "bale" himself?


He may well have done - he was really quite skilful.

Out standing in his field, apparently.....

Cheers!

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Re: Police Press Release

#196482

Postby stewamax » January 25th, 2019, 3:53 pm

Amaizing!

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Re: Police Press Release

#196514

Postby brightncheerful » January 25th, 2019, 5:06 pm

he was really quite skilful.


Often had his ear to the ground.


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