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Postby brightncheerful » February 10th, 2019, 4:00 pm

A British visitor was stopped by customs at Melbourne airport and asked if he had a criminal record. He replied that he didn’t realise you still had to have one to get in.

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Re: Australia


Postby csearle » February 10th, 2019, 4:04 pm

Ha ha, probably not the best way to start one's relationship with them. :D C.

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Re: Australia


Postby stevensfo » February 10th, 2019, 6:28 pm

I grew up a Monty Python fan and with a very dry sense of humour. I also get nervous very easily and crack jokes to ease tension. At an interview at a Cambridge science park I was asked if I had a criminal record. I replied with a straight face that yes, I did possess an LP by Little Jimmy Osmond (clue to how long ago!)

It fell flatter that the flattest pancake in the world. I didn't get the job, but learned a lot about keeping my mouth shut.


PS Soon after I got a great job up in Cheshire with ICI and was very, very happy!

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Re: Australia


Postby jfgw » February 10th, 2019, 11:24 pm

I have a Police record.

It's called "Message In A Bottle".

Julian F. G. W.

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