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Confucius say

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Postby brightncheerful » May 9th, 2019, 10:01 am

Man who stand in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Re: Confucius say

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Postby UncleEbenezer » May 9th, 2019, 11:19 am

Man who reads your jokes gets arsed.

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Re: Confucius say

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Postby jfgw » May 9th, 2019, 11:35 am

UncleEbenezer wrote:Man who reads your jokes gets arsed.


I think that you will find that pink-marshmallowed is the acceptable term on these boards :)

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Re: Confucius say

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Postby Maylix » May 9th, 2019, 1:05 pm

UncleEbenezer wrote:Man who reads your jokes gets a****.


Genuine question, what does that mean? I'm presuming it's commenting that the joke is not very good, but in that case shouldn't it 'Man who reads your jokes can't be a****' (i.e can't be bothered to care/laugh).

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Re: Confucius say

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Postby UncleEbenezer » May 9th, 2019, 1:20 pm

Maylix wrote:
UncleEbenezer wrote:Man who reads your jokes gets a****.


Nope, I didn't write any of those asterisks.
Genuine question, what does that mean?

It means whatever you want it to mean. This is a jokes board.
I'm presuming it's commenting that the joke is not very good,

Fine. It means that to you. It meant no such thing to me: I wasn't passing judgement. This is a jokes board.
but in that case shouldn't it 'Man who reads your jokes can't be a****' (i.e can't be bothered to care/laugh).

Well if you really want to deconstruct it, that was one intended interpretation of the intentional ambiguity. This is a jokes board.

Dammit, that was no joke. I may need to get properly ratarsed.

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Re: Confucius say

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Postby stevensfo » May 9th, 2019, 8:35 pm

From my student days I remember:

Confucious, He say when you wake up....
Lying face down
With pain in head
Carpet in mouth
Bottles on head

..you know was bloody good party!

Steve

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Re: Confucius say

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Postby SwissPaul » May 9th, 2019, 8:56 pm

Confucius say
Woman who cooks meat and pees in same pot - not very healthy

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Re: Confucius say

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Postby SDN123 » May 13th, 2019, 6:45 am

Confucius say:
Man with wooden leg and woodworm better off than man with metal leg in lightening storm.

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Re: Confucius say

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Postby Sutch » May 18th, 2019, 2:41 pm

Confucius talks too much!

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Re: Confucius say

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Postby bungeejumper » May 18th, 2019, 2:51 pm

Confucius say, man who fart in church must sit on his own pew.

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