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Postby Itsallaguess » July 22nd, 2019, 9:09 pm

Policeman - “I’m arresting you for downloading the complete Wikipedia website..

Man: “Please officer, wait.........I can explain everything!

Cheers!

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Postby csearle » July 22nd, 2019, 11:54 pm

Is that one of yours? :D

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Postby Itsallaguess » July 23rd, 2019, 4:33 am

csearle wrote:
Is that one of yours? :D


I'm not sure if I should be taking that as a compliment or not....

:O)

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Postby UncleEbenezer » July 23rd, 2019, 10:28 am

Itsallaguess wrote:I'm not sure if I should be taking that as a compliment or not....

That's what he asked, innit? Was it all a guess?

Quite subtle though, to joke about getting arrested for something that isn't a crime but responding as if it had been. Did you get arrested for a joke?


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