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My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)
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My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)
Many will have heard the joke about:
My Wife's going to the West Indies.
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord.
My Foolish question concerns another, which goes something along the lines of:
My Wife's going to Hawaii.
Honolulu?
No, she's going by boat. (or something along those lines).
Can anyone remind of a correct punchline to the second (non) joke and, if so, what is or sounds like a Honolulu?
Something I've wondered for many a decade ...
My Wife's going to the West Indies.
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord.
My Foolish question concerns another, which goes something along the lines of:
My Wife's going to Hawaii.
Honolulu?
No, she's going by boat. (or something along those lines).
Can anyone remind of a correct punchline to the second (non) joke and, if so, what is or sounds like a Honolulu?
Something I've wondered for many a decade ...
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Re: My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)
Yes, I always wondered if it was meant to sound like ‘on a lilo’ but this was disputed by someone this afternoon, thus my question.
Was that a guess or something you knew (as it were)?
Was that a guess or something you knew (as it were)?
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Re: My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)
PinkDalek wrote:Yes, I always wondered if it was meant to sound like ‘on a lilo’ but this was disputed by someone this afternoon, thus my question.
Was that a guess or something you knew (as it were)?
"No, on a lilo!" is the punchline
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Re: My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)
My wife's gone sailing at Poole.
In Dorset?
Yes, she'd recommend it to anybody.
Meatyfool..
In Dorset?
Yes, she'd recommend it to anybody.
Meatyfool..
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Re: My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)
My wife's gone to Indonesia.
Jakarta?
No, she went by plane.
Jakarta?
No, she went by plane.
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Re: My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)
My wife's gone to Italy.
Genoa?
I should do - we've been married thirty years!
Watis
Genoa?
I should do - we've been married thirty years!
Watis
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Re: My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)
My wife's gone to the West Indies!
Jamaica?
Aye, I was fed up listening to this pish.
-sd
Jamaica?
Aye, I was fed up listening to this pish.
-sd
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Re: My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)
My wife's gone to St Petersburg.
-Is she Russian?
-No, she's taking her time.
-Is she Russian?
-No, she's taking her time.
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Re: My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)
The Queen was writing out the New Year's Honours List when she asked Prince Philip,
"Are we going to honour Lulu this year?"
He replied, "Not a chance, I'm not flying to Hawaii in my condition!"
"Are we going to honour Lulu this year?"
He replied, "Not a chance, I'm not flying to Hawaii in my condition!"
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Re: My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)
Well, my mate says he and his missus always spend their holidays at Loggerheads.
BJ
BJ
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Re: My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)
As I get older, this sort of conversation actually happens in my family.
"My wife’s gone to the South of France."
"Nice?"
"No", (louder), "MY WIFE!"
"My wife’s gone to the South of France."
"Nice?"
"No", (louder), "MY WIFE!"
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