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My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)

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My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)

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Postby PinkDalek » January 23rd, 2020, 8:00 pm

Many will have heard the joke about:

My Wife's going to the West Indies.

Jamaica?

No, she went of her own accord.


My Foolish question concerns another, which goes something along the lines of:

My Wife's going to Hawaii.

Honolulu?

No, she's going by boat.
(or something along those lines).

Can anyone remind of a correct punchline to the second (non) joke and, if so, what is or sounds like a Honolulu?

Something I've wondered for many a decade ...

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Re: My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)

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Postby csearle » January 23rd, 2020, 10:18 pm

No, on a lilo.

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Re: My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)

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Postby PinkDalek » January 23rd, 2020, 10:55 pm

Yes, I always wondered if it was meant to sound like ‘on a lilo’ but this was disputed by someone this afternoon, thus my question.

Was that a guess or something you knew (as it were)?

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Re: My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)

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Postby servodude » January 23rd, 2020, 11:02 pm

PinkDalek wrote:Yes, I always wondered if it was meant to sound like ‘on a lilo’ but this was disputed by someone this afternoon, thus my question.

Was that a guess or something you knew (as it were)?


"No, on a lilo!" is the punchline

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Re: My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)

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Postby PinkDalek » January 23rd, 2020, 11:24 pm

Got it. Thanks to all.

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Re: My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)

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Postby Meatyfool » January 24th, 2020, 8:57 am

My wife's gone sailing at Poole.

In Dorset?

Yes, she'd recommend it to anybody.

Meatyfool..

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Re: My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)

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Postby UncleIan » January 24th, 2020, 9:22 am

My wife's gone to Indonesia.

Jakarta?

No, she went by plane.

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Re: My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)

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Postby Watis » January 24th, 2020, 9:22 am

My wife's gone to Italy.

Genoa?

I should do - we've been married thirty years!

Watis

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Re: My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)

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Postby servodude » January 24th, 2020, 10:59 am

My wife's gone to the West Indies!

Jamaica?

Aye, I was fed up listening to this pish.

;)

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Re: My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)

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Postby brightncheerful » January 24th, 2020, 11:48 am

My wife's gone to St Petersburg.
-Is she Russian?
-No, she's taking her time.

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Re: My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)

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Postby Scillyfool » January 24th, 2020, 5:51 pm

The Queen was writing out the New Year's Honours List when she asked Prince Philip,

"Are we going to honour Lulu this year?"

He replied, "Not a chance, I'm not flying to Hawaii in my condition!"

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Re: My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)

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Postby bungeejumper » January 24th, 2020, 6:43 pm

Well, my mate says he and his missus always spend their holidays at Loggerheads.

BJ

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Re: My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)

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Postby Howard » January 25th, 2020, 12:42 am

As I get older, this sort of conversation actually happens in my family.

"My wife’s gone to the South of France."

"Nice?"

"No", (louder), "MY WIFE!"


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