I was at the pub with two stunning ladies when a third came along

[AsleepInYorkshire]

She said my names Maple would you mind If I joined you

"Sorry" I said but two's company trees a crowd

AiY"t"n'U

[Mike4]

But err.... weren't there already tree of you there?

[AsleepInYorkshire]

But err.... weren't there already tree of you there?

Where's my calcoolater

AiYn'U

[richfool]

She said my names Maple would you mind If I joined you

"Sorry" I said but two's company trees a crowd

AiY"t"n'U

Perhaps she wanted to you branch out, turn over a new leaf and do some grafting.

[redsturgeon]

She said my names Maple would you mind If I joined you

"Sorry" I said but two's company trees a crowd

AiY"t"n'U

Perhaps she wanted to you branch out, turn over a new leaf and do some grafting.

You were clearly poplar

John

[UncleEbenezer]

You were clearly poplar

John

You think they were all pining fir him? How spruced up was he?

[AsleepInYorkshire]

You were clearly poplar

John

You think they were all pining fir him? How spruced up was he?

Yew

AiY"t"n'U

[richfool]

You were clearly poplar

John

You think they were all pining fir him? How spruced up was he?

Yew

AiY"t"n'U

I guess the sap was rising!

[AleisterCrowley]

As all good Irish lumberjack jokes start;
These tree fellas walk into a pub..

[Mike4]

As all good Irish lumberjack jokes start;
These tree fellas walk into a pub..

Shouldn't that be these tree fellers....?

[AleisterCrowley]

It's a 'joke' based on homophones, so I doubt it really matters, unless one is homophonophobic, which is probably illegal these days

[Mike4]

It's a 'joke' based on homophones, so I doubt it really matters, unless one is homophonophobic, which is probably illegal these days

Oops too much Talisker, I see what you mean.

(Hang on though, doesn't homophonophobia rely on the placebo effect?)

[kiloran]

Oops too much Talisker,

Ahem...... that is not possible

--kiloran

[Mike4]

Oops too much Talisker,

Ahem...... that is not possible

--kiloran

A most perceptive observation. Have a virtual rec, given they are disabled in here!! (Why is that?)

[AleisterCrowley]

It's so jokes don't dominate the 'Best Of.." board
Which doesn't exist.

[redsturgeon]

Oops too much Talisker,

Ahem...... that is not possible

--kiloran

Is that an oaky little number

John

[AsleepInYorkshire]

Oops too much Talisker,

Ahem...... that is not possible

--kiloran

Well that saw him off

AiY"t"n'U

[Mike4]

Oops too much Talisker,

Ahem...... that is not possible

--kiloran

Well that saw him off

AiY"t"n'U

Truth is, I don't know the answer to John's question. I'm not that familiar with the language used for describing single malt whiskies, so I don't know if it is 'oaky' or not. 'Peaty' I'm familiar with and it's not that. I've read Talisker described as "big and blousy" which I'd agree with. It big and upfront and not particularly complex but very drinkable and would never be embarrassing to bring out of the drinks cabinet if someone asked for a single malt.

Anyway its not my fave, that's currently Bunnahabhain. A bottle of which I've just found in me bote. Cheers!

[AsleepInYorkshire]

Ahem...... that is not possible

--kiloran

Well that saw him off

AiY"t"n'U

Truth is, I don't know the answer to John's question. I'm not that familiar with the language used for describing single malt whiskies, so I don't know if it is 'oaky' or not. 'Peaty' I'm familiar with and it's not that. I've read Talisker described as "big and blousy" which I'd agree with. It big and upfront and not particularly complex but very drinkable and would never be embarrassing to bring out of the drinks cabinet if someone asked for a single malt.

Anyway its not my fave, that's currently Bunnahabhain. A bottle of which I've just found in me bote. Cheers!

They're going over you now
Well that saw him off

AiYn'U

Spoiler alert

Saw as in to cut - you know saw a tree?