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Bedtime

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Bedtime

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Postby laladonny » April 22nd, 2021, 12:58 am

I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep.
Mom said, "lala, time to go to sleep".
I said "But I don't know how."
She said, "It's real easy. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left."
So I went down to the end of tired, and just out of curiosity I hung a right.
My mother was there, and she said "I thought I told you to go to sleep."

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