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Went for an interview today. Really had to compose myself

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Went for an interview today. Really had to compose myself

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Postby mannannan » January 17th, 2022, 4:16 pm

On my LISZT of things to do was to clean the bird CAGE, which was filled with SCHYTTE. IVES seen cleaner BYRDS. After a visit to the BARBER, I wondered WEBER to buy new shoes from the SCHUMANN who lived on the BLOCH. I went to the shops, but there were long LYNES everywhere. But, in the PARK I saw an old girl friend and asked “KODALY have a kiss?” I thought, what a lovely PAER! When I arrived BACH home, a bit late (but OFFENBACH earlier), I tried to unRAVEL the day’s events.

Looking out of the window, I could see the FARMER in his FIELD. His dog was WAGNER her tail: I said HelLOHENGRIN. Seeing the peace of nature, I felt so HUMMELL. I rested for a MINUET then felt much more composed. SCUHBERT I did! I felt quite GAY. Time to COOKE my dinner. I was annoyed to see DEBUSSY had made a MESSIEN the kitchen. What a REUTTER! I ORTO clean it up. Then, from the BARTOK I a drink. I thought, I RODGERS that bloody cat. I can’t HANDEL much more of this STRAUSS. That cat needs a HAYDN. But I thought, I mustn’t feel too LOWE. HENDY WOOD make a cup of tea WEBBER he can find VERDI KETELBY. But, he is only a LERNER so half a cup is ARTHUR BLISS!

I'm going for MEYERBEER then ORFF to bed. My BRAHMS aches, my feet are SOR. It was a really BIZET day.

I TELEMANN, copy and you SCHÜTZ get DUNN as I HOLST the copyWRIGHT if you’re NOTKERful. Do and you HARANT got a hope of escaping the RAMEAUfications, old SPOHRt!

VERDI hell did I write this?

Is there more to add, SOUZA reply can be made?

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Re: Went for an interview today. Really had to compose myself

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Postby stevensfo » January 20th, 2022, 2:59 pm

Well, I'm not RILEY sure, but you won't find the answers at the bottom of a GLASS.

Steve

PS Assuming it was a copy/paste, who in hell actually spent time to put this together???? :o

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Re: Went for an interview today. Really had to compose myself

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Postby richfool » January 20th, 2022, 3:48 pm

mannannan wrote:On my LISZT of things to do was to clean the bird CAGE, which was filled with SCHYTTE. IVES seen cleaner BYRDS. After a visit to the BARBER, I wondered WEBER to buy new shoes from the SCHUMANN who lived on the BLOCH. I went to the shops, but there were long LYNES everywhere. But, in the PARK I saw an old girl friend and asked “KODALY have a kiss?” I thought, what a lovely PAER! When I arrived BACH home, a bit late (but OFFENBACH earlier), I tried to unRAVEL the day’s events.

Looking out of the window, I could see the FARMER in his FIELD. His dog was WAGNER her tail: I said HelLOHENGRIN. Seeing the peace of nature, I felt so HUMMELL. I rested for a MINUET then felt much more composed. SCUHBERT I did! I felt quite GAY. Time to COOKE my dinner. I was annoyed to see DEBUSSY had made a MESSIEN the kitchen. What a REUTTER! I ORTO clean it up. Then, from the BARTOK I a drink. I thought, I RODGERS that bloody cat. I can’t HANDEL much more of this STRAUSS. That cat needs a HAYDN. But I thought, I mustn’t feel too LOWE. HENDY WOOD make a cup of tea WEBBER he can find VERDI KETELBY. But, he is only a LERNER so half a cup is ARTHUR BLISS!

I'm going for MEYERBEER then ORFF to bed. My BRAHMS aches, my feet are SOR. It was a really BIZET day.

I TELEMANN, copy and you SCHÜTZ get DUNN as I HOLST the copyWRIGHT if you’re NOTKERful. Do and you HARANT got a hope of escaping the RAMEAUfications, old SPOHRt!

VERDI hell did I write this?

Is there more to add, SOUZA reply can be made?

Good Grief, who composed that lot?

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Re: Went for an interview today. Really had to compose myself

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Postby bungeejumper » January 21st, 2022, 6:31 pm

richfool wrote:Good Grief, who composed that lot?

Musta been Piston Beer, although I suppose it could have been just Martini?

BJ


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