Supermarket forced to shut after spider causing 'painful erections' spotted in bananas
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Tumescent genitalia was just one of the side effects a medic said could be experienced when bitten by the venomous arachnid.
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A tough call?
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Re: A tough call?
XFool wrote:Supermarket forced to shut after spider causing 'painful erections' spotted in bananas
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Tumescent genitalia was just one of the side effects a medic said could be experienced when bitten by the venomous arachnid.
The decision to close was made by a Miss Muffet, who finds such effects alarming.
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Re: A tough call?
monabri wrote:My wife says we ARE going shopping this evening!
Mine says she doesn't like spiders, but she's prepared to make an exception
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