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Juicy

#80411

Postby brightncheerful » September 11th, 2017, 2:34 pm

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An orange a day keeps the postman away.

In short, if you throw fruit at people then they go away.

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Re: Juicy

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Postby UncleEbenezer » September 11th, 2017, 3:36 pm

A banana a day and you'll have the librarian back for more. Ook.

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Re: Juicy

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Postby brightncheerful » September 11th, 2017, 4:13 pm

Why aren’t banana’s ever lonely?

…because they hangout in bunches!


(Non sequitur: lonely is about loneliness, which is different to being alone1

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Why did the tomato go out with a prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date!

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Re: Juicy

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Postby AndyPandy » September 13th, 2017, 7:11 am

Why did the banana go to the Doctor's






Because he wasn't peeling well.


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