Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting home bound patients when she ran out of petrol.
As luck would have it, a Texaco petrol station was just a block away.
She walked to the station to borrow a petrol can and buy some petrol. The attendant told her that the only petrol can he owned had been loaned out,
but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with petrol and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with petrol, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.
As she was pouring the fuel into her tank, two Protestants watched from across the street.. One of them turned to the other and said,
'If it starts . . . I'm turning Catholic'
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Religious news of Sister Mary Ann
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Re: Religious news of Sister Mary Ann
Good grief, where's her faith? Doesn't she even believe in transsubstantiation?
She should just have widdled into it and prayed.
She should just have widdled into it and prayed.
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