Name dropping

[brightncheerful]

What do you call a dentist that doesn’t like tea.

Denis

[maximan]

On the same theme as "what do you call"

What do you call a bird that is afraid of heights?

A chicken

[Maroochydore]

And they go on...

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.

What do you call a hippy’s wife?
Mississippi.

What do you call an exploding ape?
A baboom.

What do you call a dentist that doesn’t like tea.
Denis

What do you call a bird that is afraid of heights?
A chicken

[TUK020]

What do you call two rows of cabbages?

A dual cabbageway

[Thruppennybit]

Looks like it's time to give these ones another outing...

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

[Scillyfool]

A Kronenbourg : A woman who looks 16 from the back but 64 from the front.

[Slarti]

A Kronenbourg : A woman who looks 16 from the back but 64 from the front.

On one who looks good from far, but is far from good


Slarti

[Maroochydore]

On one who looks good from far, but is far from good

Isn't that a BOBFOC?
(Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch)

[Slarti]

On one who looks good from far, but is far from good

Isn't that a BOBFOC?
(Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch)

Same thought but from about 15 years earlier

Slarti