Donate to Remove ads

Got a credit card? use our Credit Card & Finance Calculators

Thanks to johnstevens77,Bhoddhisatva,scotia,Anonymous,Cornytiv34, for Donating to support the site

The new teeth

Laughter is the best medicine, find and post jokes. nothing too saucy please, Dad jokes, Current news jokes..
Forum rules
Material posted here that is disparaging towards any group on the basis of race, faith, nationality, gender, disability or sexual orientation will be deleted and any poster of such material risks suspension.
mannannan
Lemon Pip
Posts: 94
Joined: November 5th, 2016, 10:33 am
Has thanked: 130 times
Been thanked: 122 times

The new teeth

#125291

Postby mannannan » March 16th, 2018, 8:58 am

A vicar goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.

The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.
The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.

The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.

The vicar explains: the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes.
The second Sunday his gums still hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes.
But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up.

Return to “Laughing Lemons”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 7 guests