During my check-up I asked the Doctor,
"Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life?”
He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now."
I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."
He replied, "Neither do I - my thermometer just broke."
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