I think that Mrs. Squiffs now believes in the theory of Creation.
Yesterday she walked into the lounge where I was sprawled on the sofa in my underwear, beer in hand, munching Doritos and watching a football match on TV, and after taking in the scene a few moments, she said, "You know, Squiffy, somehow I find it difficult to believe that you're the end product of millions of years of evolution!"
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flopski2
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....although, if we are made in the image of God, then this may explain a lot about the current state of the World
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flopski2 wrote:....although, if we are made in the image of God
Buddha?
My body's a temple.
A ruined temple.
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UncleIan wrote:Buddha?
A fine role model. My paunch has long[1] been a token of my admiration.
[1] And large in other dimensions.
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