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squiffy2
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Weasel

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Postby squiffy2 » April 29th, 2018, 8:32 am

I just ran into a weasel carrying half a pound of tuppenny rice & half a pound of treacle. He had a right pop at me.
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Re: Weasel

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Postby TUK020 » April 29th, 2018, 2:06 pm

We shall have to inform the Honourable Member for Surrey Heath, Michael Gove, aka the Minister for Weasels
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Re: Weasel

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Postby TUK020 » April 30th, 2018, 7:10 am

How do you tell the difference between a Stoat and a Weasel?
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Simple, one is weaselly recognizable, and the other is stoatally different.
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