Dead duck

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An elderly lady takes her rather limp pet duck to her vet. The vet takes a quick look at it and tells her "Sorry but your duck is dead!". The lady replies "How can you tell. You've hardly looked at it! The duck may be in a coma. I want a proper examination".

The vet leaves the examination room and returns with a black labrador. The dog places his front paws on the examination table, sniffs the prostrate duck, turns to look at the vet and with doleful eyes sadly shakes his head. The dog then leaves the room. A cat runs in and jumps upon the table and after sniffing the duck for a while turns to the vet and lets out a pitiful meow before leaving the room.

The vet then says to the elderly lady "Sorry but your duck is 100% dead." He then turns towards his computer and prepares his bill which he passes to the woman. The lady takes one look at the bill and excalims "£120 just for telling me that my duck's dead!". The vet replies "Well if you'd have taken my diagnosis then it would have been £20 but since you didn't....... the rest is for the lab report and the cat scan!"

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