Forlorn looking animal

[squiffy2]

A man walking down the street one day spotted a small, forlorn looking
animal, sitting pitifully beside the street. It appeared to be lost,
hungry and scared, so the man took the animal home.

Once at home, he began looking for something to feed the animal, but
everything he tried, the animal just completely refused. This worried
the man, since he felt certain that the creature would die if it didn't
eat soon.

He took the animal to the veterinarian and as he walked in, the vet
looked up and said, "My word! What a fine looking animal!" The man
was surprized, but then said, "Well, thank you - but what is it?" The
vet said, "Why, that's a Ruval, of course. Didn't you know?" And the
man replied, "No... um, I just found him on the side of the road, but he
seems to be sick. I've tried everything I could think of and he just
won't eat." The vet laughed, and told the man to put the Ruval on the
examining table. Then, he took some coins from his pocket and tossed
them on the table. BAM! Just like that, the coins were gone, eaten by
the Ruval. The man said, "Wow! But why does it eat money?"

And the vet said, "Why, haven't you heard?
Money is the eat of all Ruvals!"

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