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squiffy2
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Albino

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Postby squiffy2 » May 3rd, 2018, 8:59 am

Christina, a most beautiful child, was born an albino. As an
adult, she was even more spectacular. The effect was most
intriguing, silver-white skin, almost argent in its nature.
Everyone loved her -- except for Ronald, who, we must confess
had a deep streak of prejudice against the extraordinary. And,
as it always happens, she fell deeply, madly in love with
Ronald.

Against the advice of all those who had her best interests at
heart, Tina decided to try tanning as a method to darken her
silver skin. She was warned about the dangers, especially the
long-term effects of ultraviolet radiation on skin lacking
melanin. She was adamant. "I'll get a tan and win my man,"
bravely, she proclaimed her mantra.

Just in the nick of time, a wandering fit of conscience
finally caught up with the odious Ronald. He expressed his
contrition when he told his love-to-be,


"Don't fry for me, Argent Tina!"

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