Healthy Exercise

[brightncheerful]

A friend of mine was walking along minding his own business when someone threw a handful of Omega3 tablets at him. Fortunately he escaped with only super-fish-oil injuries.

[stewamax]

Codswallop?

[Itsallaguess]

A friend of mine was walking along minding his own business when someone threw a handful of Omega3 tablets at him.

That doesn't sound very nice. Was there any particular reason they were thrown at your friend?

Saying that, some of these people don't need a reason for this type of idiocy.

They often do it just for the halibut.....

Itsallaguess

[stewamax]

just for the halibut

or, in other plaices, just for the hake of it.

[To preserve the decency of this subforum I am avoiding SOLE]

[Itsallaguess]

or, in other plaices, just for the hake of it.

Well, I didn't want to cram too many fish jokes into one post as things can sometimes get a little out of hand.

If you think I've been worried over nothing, then please just let minnow.

Itsallaguess

[TUK020]

when someone threw a handful of Omega3 tablets at him.

Wasn't this over-krill?

[Itsallaguess]

when someone threw a handful of Omega3 tablets at him.

Wasn't this over-krill?

Let's face it - the guy was a complete pollack, but these things sometimes happen when we're trout and about.....

Itsallaguess

[vrdiver]

Did they catch the offender? Eel be made to pay!

[Bminusrob]

All fish jokes are provided in whiting in case people are a bit hard of herring

[stewamax]

All fish jokes are provided in whiting in case people are a bit hard of herring

Hmm.... could be .... whale after sea.

Whales are honorary fish in this thread and in the English translation of the rousing chorus* of the Welsh national anthem:
Whales, whales, b***dy great fishes are whales;
They swim in the sea; we have them for tea,
etc



* Morfilod, morfilod, b***dy eich pysgod mawr yw morfilod;
Maent yn nofio yn y môr; rydym yn eu bwyta am de,

[vrdiver]

Cod blimey! These puns are starting to flounder now.

[stewamax]

someone threw a handful of Omega3 tablets at him

Poo - just imagine his tench.

[stewamax]

Yip - he smelt.

[Markab01]

just for the halibut

[To preserve the decency of this subforum I am avoiding SOLE]

Ah.... sole. Just as well to avoided it. You could have ended up out on a limb or possibly approaching a dead end.

Irrespective of that it probably left you feeling a bit flat

Markab01

[stewamax]

I assume any Scottish posters to this thread are Ruthless: there is a dearth of salmon or sturgeon.

[Midsmartin]

Whale, I thought it was about time I got my skates on to contribute to this thread. For cod's hake, I hope the turtley dreadful thing is nearly fin-ished.

[brightncheerful]

Whale, I thought it was about time I got my skates on to contribute to this thread.

Ayu!

Weary sole, not wishing to carp on, I daresay we can find you a plaice.

Or somewhere to perch.

Until eel meat again.