News is coming in on what gave Mr Markle a heart attack....
Telephone rings...
"Hello"
"Ah, Mr Markle, Buckingham Palace here,. As you know, it is traditional in the UK for the Father of the Bride to pay for the wedding. We thought you'd like the bill now, to save any last minute embarassments on the day, it's £1.1 million. Cash or card is fine, if you could pay by end of business today that would be splendid."
"Ugh"
"Mr Markle? Mr Markle?"
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Re: Mr Markle
No - £1,100,474 - you missed out the C of E's statutory fee to the priest*, assuming the location would be construed as HRH Prince Henry of Wales' home parish; if not, the fee goes up to an eye-watering £517.
* - by law, Archbishop Justin charges the same as the humblest newly-ordained curate. This cost excludes the cost of the verger, choir, organist and bell-ringers, but perhaps Mrs Markle could help out with this additional burden.
* - by law, Archbishop Justin charges the same as the humblest newly-ordained curate. This cost excludes the cost of the verger, choir, organist and bell-ringers, but perhaps Mrs Markle could help out with this additional burden.
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